Crypt Monkey

Loser Goth types that are obsessed with death and partying at cemeteries. Usually spout out useless crap about the end of the world and worship Edgar Allen Poe. They talk about visiting Jim Morrison's crypt in Paris. Crypt Monkeys are prone to apply for jobs digging graves or selling cemetery plots. They always wear black and have cheap ink tattoos they give themselves. They live at home with their depressed, alcoholic mothers and listen to My Chemical Romance and think it's music.

That pathetic crypt monkey got thrown out of the mausoleum again after aimlessly wandering through the halls drunk at midnight.

by Sportsguy1991 April 18, 2013

crypt robber

A person who dates or is in a relationship with someone significantly younger than he/she/they are.

Wow, that Jordan. What a crypt robber. That old guy must be twice her age.

by Pelican Man July 9, 2016

Crypt Keeper

Female so old and decrepit that she resembles the very route of all evil.

Man check out that Crypt Keeper !

Dude yeah, Dianne Feinstein is straight evil, she's straight Crypt Keeper status.

by SurferWordSmithy May 8, 2018

Crypt Keeper

A stripper that is obviously past her prime, that makes you ask yourself why is she still stripping. Usually defined by the undead look in her eyes and kinda looks like an old crone or hag even after make up. There's usually one in every club but there's always exceptions.

Holy shit dude how old do you think that one is?

I dunno man she's gotta be the crypt keeper here.

by pseudotramp December 31, 2013

Crypt Walk

That is Snoop Doggy Dog walk after some sips of Hennessy and Courvoisier.

2Pac: Yo Snoop, let's put the switches on bitches like I been fixed with hydraulics Snoop Doggy Dog: Let me get my Crypt Walk on homie' and past me the Hennessy!

by Leevip November 1, 2014

crypt keeper

the person who promises to pay money back and then makes every excuse in the book not to pay it back or to duck the situation.

paul, where is my money....
{paulits in the mail, i swear on my life!

by Brian April 22, 2005

Cryptクリプト

Crypt is a popular hvher in the counter strike community, is often seen talking with Nohyper,Steeve and Dragunov music he is very good at hvh and is considered a big namer by many, even though his skill cannot be matched he still has fun playing and so does the enemies in the community servers he plays in

"damn Cryptクリプト you are really good"

"thanks man"

by not crypt September 26, 2021