Crunky

Makes one joyous to the point of being primal, and without reason or control.

That cat video made me so crunky.

by Pokotho March 28, 2024

Crunky

A word similar to cracker to call white people

Nells:Those Crunkys really gets on my nerves
Jan: why what did they do?
Nells:they were just being all up in our poc business .

by slumpedoutniy December 13, 2025

Crunky Tonk

Style of music mixing Honky Tonk with large quantities of booze

"Crank that Crunky Tonk up! I'm fixin' to cut a rug!"

by MarkyCrunkA September 28, 2009

Crunky B. Rock

Slang for my roommate Jim. I had this dream where I called him Crunky B. Rock and thought it was hilarious.

Yo, Crunky B. get over here, we're about to donkey.

by Reznite January 11, 2004

crunky town

a state of being in which one is extremely crunk

Liz: Hey what do you wanna do tonight?
Laura: Let's get crunk!
Liz: Take me to crunky town!
Laura: Oh, we're goin'....

by Chuck Sholtz December 16, 2008

Crunky and Lloyd

Crunky and Lloyd are two guys on facebook who have tested multiple laws and proven them real.

Law One: When snowboarding, all girls with rental boards are NOT hot.

Law Two: If you're a big ass to girls they will like you.

Law Three: On chair lifts, you always miss the hot chicks by one chair.

"Dude how do I get this chick to like me?"

"Ask Crunky and Lloyd"
"Noice!"

by Crunky and Lloyd March 7, 2010

crunky monkey

As a noun - someone who is crunk and a monkey! As a verb - someone who gets crunk and monkeylike! Coined by Kevin Risk in the late naughties.

Luke: "Let's go jolling!"

Anthony: "I want to be a crunky monkey!"

Alexandra: "Let's get crunky monkey!"

by partypriest November 15, 2009