Dried cat droppings and urine absorbed into cat litter. Usually termed once the pet dog is munching out on said litter described above.
I caught the dog munching out on kitty cat crunchies. Gross, but they should totally make a dog food like that. It would sell like crazy!
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His ankles are the perfect shape and texture, looking as though they are lickable.
often fondled by young italian women on street corners
His ass must have the correct amount of junk, and he must walk with "the swagga"
while his package is usually compared to the state of texas, he has unusual habits such as biting peoples necks and only coming out at night(just like a vampy), that tend to scare off the ladies
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His ankles are the perfect shape and texture, looking as though they are lickable.
often fondled by young italian women on street corners
His ass must have the correct amount of junk, and he must walk with "the swagga"
while his package is usually compared to the state of texas, he has unusual habits such as biting peoples necks and only coming out at night(just like a vampy), that tend to scare off the ladies
therefore the only true mate for a chrunchiesmagruff would be a mermaid
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