I once heard the late George Carlin at a live performance reel off hundreds of witty slang synonyms for masturbation, but his final entry, and the punchline for his entire performance, was,
"Crowning the King."
I thought it was the funniest.
"Crowning the King."
I thought it was the funniest.
Queen Elizabeth II: Prince Andrew! Prince Andrew! How much longer are you going to be in there?
Prince Andrew: Just a little while longer, Grand Mum.
Queen Elizabeth II: Prince Andrew! You are not endevouring to masturbate in there, are you?
Prince Andrew: Of course not, Grand Mum--I'm Crowning the King!
Prince Andrew: Just a little while longer, Grand Mum.
Queen Elizabeth II: Prince Andrew! You are not endevouring to masturbate in there, are you?
Prince Andrew: Of course not, Grand Mum--I'm Crowning the King!
by Dr Whosis December 20, 2009
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Taking a poop, dropping a bomb, shitting, crapping etc -particularly in reference to that initial, highly satisfying first push of fecal matter from the body.
Please excuse me, my glory is crowning.
Rhonda ate a lot of wings last night, her crowning glory must have been a scorcher!
Rhonda ate a lot of wings last night, her crowning glory must have been a scorcher!
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Get the rock crawling mug.1: Claudio in the story by Claudio Sanchez.
2: A song on the album "In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3" Told from the point of view of Claudio (The Character, or "The Crowing.")
In the song, Claudio wakes up from his dream (covering IRO-Bot, and the first four tracks of IKSSE:3, all of which has actually occurred) and is greeted by Ambellina, one of the Prise, who then explains to him that he is The Crowing, the messiah who brought the only hope to save the earth, and that the Prise wishes her to watch over Claudio.
2: A song on the album "In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3" Told from the point of view of Claudio (The Character, or "The Crowing.")
In the song, Claudio wakes up from his dream (covering IRO-Bot, and the first four tracks of IKSSE:3, all of which has actually occurred) and is greeted by Ambellina, one of the Prise, who then explains to him that he is The Crowing, the messiah who brought the only hope to save the earth, and that the Prise wishes her to watch over Claudio.
"The Crowing" is the fifth track on "In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3" as well as the character described in the title.
by Katy H December 24, 2008
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Get the Crowning mug.to make someone's flesh crawl and make someone's skin crawl
to cause someone's skin to feel funny or get goose pimples through fright.
to cause someone's skin to feel funny or get goose pimples through fright.
Just to hear the story of the killings made my flesh crawl. The horror movie made our skin crawl. She brings a touch of bland dignity to even the most skin-crawlingly repulsive public spectacle.
by Taylover November 22, 2009
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