crow

An adjective which is derogatory towards what you are describing. This began when there were crows picking out of the bin in the back garden which is filled with old plates we couldn't be bothered washing up. I retrieved a tea mug out of this bin to wash and use and so it was dubbed a "crow mug" and I SWEAR it tastes of nest.
Can also be used to describe ugly girls.

Example 1:
"Ugh this burger is well disgusting.."
"Ew, Crow burger.."

Example 2:
*see's a fat girl with her rolls hangin out*
"Aww fuckin crowie over there mate!"

by Ander Anti-Venom February 6, 2008

Crow

Being drunk off of your nuts yelling,cussing, and throwing obscene gestures to rotten women.

Uncle was kicked out of a bar for crowing too hard!!

by UncleRemus September 21, 2005

Crow

In the not too distant future, Next Sunday A.D. there was a guy named Joel, not too different from you or me. He worked at Gizmonic Institute,
Just another face in red jump suit.
He did a good job cleaning up the place, but his bosses didn't like him & they shot him into space.
They sent him cheesy movies, the worst they could find...(la! la! la!) They said he'd have to sit & watch them all, while they monitored his mind.(la! la! la!)

CROW was, and perhaps still is a custom designed satire-bot created by a desperate man trapped in a space ship. AKA the Sardonic one.

Crow, along with Tom Servo and Gypsy was also one of the reasons Joel and Mike were forced to jump and run whenever they got movie sign. The reason Joel couldn't control when the movies began or ended, is because he used those special parts to build his robot friends.

See Crow T. Robot and mst3k

Mitchell!! "..You're really stupid if you get hit by a car AFTER the Apocalypse."

by Lord Armand Banana July 29, 2005

crow

a women of unsavory character or any women in genral

that girl is a dirty crow

by philben December 18, 2008

crow

Annoying black bird that turn there head and bawk at you makeing it hard to sleep in the morning. The only way to rid these pesky bastards is to shoot them.

"BAWWWLKKKKKKWWWAAAAAAAAGGGGGGKKKKKK" Said the crazy crow.

by D. Hunter January 19, 2005

crow

people named crow are amazing friends. they're incredibly nice, and also super super cool and easy to fall in love with platonically, and always looking out for other people. some traits: good at minecraft, very gay, and like a great sense of style like ugh why do you always look so COOL. also they probably have great music taste. on the more serious side, they can really suck at taking care of themself sometimes, and their mental health is probably pretty shitty, so it's important that people are looking out for them. all things considered, you definitely want crow as ur friend, they're great and cool and amazing and just <333

"do you know where crow is?" "yeah, they're over there"

by greenhoodies November 23, 2021

crow

the name given to a fugly girlfriend of a waaayy hot guy, usually a guy you like and think deserves someone way better than the crow, like you! crows are generally really ugly and fat and have retarded noses, oh what fucktards! crows generally accquire boyfrends by stealing, so they are man stealing whores and sometimes have dyed sections of hair, red being the worst colour of all. CROWS MUST DIE

girl1: ewww i cant belev hes goin out with her!
girl2: yeah shes a total crow
girl1: yeah she doesn deserv to witness that fitness, whore
girl2: queen crow!!!!!!!

by crowhater June 25, 2009