Crotched

Over enthusiastic "cavity search" between female prison inmates. Often used in combination with a massive fistful of butter.

Like when Denny crotched Shaz on Bad Girls innit. Savage.

by Coont March 2, 2011

couched out

When you pass out on the couch.

I couched out last night watching T.V.

by OG Showtime July 18, 2016

Croucher

A croucher is a person who crouches under swings at night playing a cello because he is a homo with no friends.

Oh look at that croucher his instrument is bigger than him.

by Croucher hater August 24, 2009

crouche fart

fart when you have sweaty legs and squeeze them together then have the fart go up to your testicles (generally in fat men).

male 1: Hahaha!!
male 2: Why are you laughing?
male 1: Dude I just crouche farted and it tickled me!!
male 2: Fucking gross...

by Aladdass March 19, 2010

couched

when you are laid out on the couch and can not move, or don't want to move.

When you are on the phone and lying down on the couch talking to your friend. He asks you if you want to go out? you don't even want to move off the couch, so you tell your friend you are couched.

by Rob Favretto January 13, 2008

Croucher

1.) A guy who has blisters on his knees from giving prison guards blowjobs.

2.) A guy who's instrument is bigger than him, eg, double bass or Cello.

3.) A homeless guy who crouches under a swing or slide at a playground.

Lol check out that Croucher at the town basin! Hahaha!

Hey, that guy is smaller than his instrument! What a Croucher!

Check out those knees! Croucher!

by dshgjhsdjghjsdhjg August 31, 2009

crotched

when 1 person (typically male) runs full force into another person who is sitting down, thus hitting the person in the face with their crotch

i still cant believe i got crotched by a girl!

by emorexic December 26, 2007