by Woomy69 April 1, 2019
Get the dont get cooked stay of the hook mug.The act of comparing the stiffness, or status of your labido to cooked spaghetti which is limp and lifeless.
by Danmaj April 21, 2014
Get the cooked spaghetti mug.I finished all of my tasks at work. I’m cooked salami.
Hurry up and revive me before I’m cooked salami.
Hurry up and revive me before I’m cooked salami.
by BaconMacon April 8, 2024
Get the Cooked salami mug.A poorly made decision with slight short term advantage and increasingly worse downstream consequences.
by Al Ham November 21, 2011
Get the Slow-Cooked Stupid mug.when you try studying for an exam but you know you're cooked, so you end up sitting there just looking at your book without even doing any studying (you have sat there for the last 8 hours straight and done no actual work)
(its over for you)
(its over for you)
did you study for the finals tomorrow?
i tried but got the im cooked syndrome
damn bro you're cooked
i tried but got the im cooked syndrome
damn bro you're cooked
by protein bor May 26, 2024
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- I went to my girlfriends house and Cooked-Her-Steak
- I stuck my meat in my wife's oven and Cooked-Her-Steak
- I stuck my meat in my wife's oven and Cooked-Her-Steak
by AK47488 July 26, 2012
Get the Cooked-Her-Steak mug."A well known expression for a newspaper closing" - David Mitchell
To put yourself into a unfortunate/self-damaging situation where the blame cannot be successfully shifted onto someone else i.e. Shooting yourself in the foot
To put yourself into a unfortunate/self-damaging situation where the blame cannot be successfully shifted onto someone else i.e. Shooting yourself in the foot
Phil: Did you get to shag that slag from oceana?
James: Nah fam, got too wasted and passed out
Phil: You've cooked your own spleen, there!
James: I know, bruv
Mike G: Did you break up with Lydia?
Marcel: Nope. Told her I loved her by accident.
Mike G: CYOS.
Reginald Poshington: Hello there old chap! How goes it?
Rogers Chestertonmastercard IV: Not so well, I'm afraid old sport. I just heard back from the Regatta Club and it seems my work to further the segregation amongst the races within my rugby club, albeit a step back into the ways of the splendour of Uncle Adolf, served as a conflict of interests and hence they have heaved me from the running to become a partner. Daddy won't be pleased at all.
Reginald: Well then, old spice! You've cooked your own spleen, haven't you?
Rogers: In deed! This is TRULY a recipe for disaster
News of the world's last headline: "We've Cooked Our Own Spleen"
James: Nah fam, got too wasted and passed out
Phil: You've cooked your own spleen, there!
James: I know, bruv
Mike G: Did you break up with Lydia?
Marcel: Nope. Told her I loved her by accident.
Mike G: CYOS.
Reginald Poshington: Hello there old chap! How goes it?
Rogers Chestertonmastercard IV: Not so well, I'm afraid old sport. I just heard back from the Regatta Club and it seems my work to further the segregation amongst the races within my rugby club, albeit a step back into the ways of the splendour of Uncle Adolf, served as a conflict of interests and hence they have heaved me from the running to become a partner. Daddy won't be pleased at all.
Reginald: Well then, old spice! You've cooked your own spleen, haven't you?
Rogers: In deed! This is TRULY a recipe for disaster
News of the world's last headline: "We've Cooked Our Own Spleen"
by theclassgeek November 9, 2012
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