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Cronk

A cronk is a person who repeatedly exhibits chronic offense behavior - such as irresponsibility or laziness
John: This is the fifth notice of late payment we have received from the insurance company on Jim's policy in six months.

Jen: He's such a cronk
by Mike Landmark October 20, 2008
mugGet the Cronkmug.

cronk

Cronk is the term used to describe an outstanding but pissed off game player, who, for reasons unknown, is having a bit of an off day
Ah cronk :(
by AB_Drax July 7, 2003
mugGet the cronkmug.

Cronk

Cronk is a synonym for idiot, generally used lightheartedly as banter.
by MinecraftLover999 November 29, 2019
mugGet the Cronkmug.

CronK

has to be used with a capital K. can be used as CronKed. Used as a code word for alcohol or drunk.
im not sure i can go to Jerry's house, im a bit CronKed on the Cronk sauce
by american roadman June 27, 2019
mugGet the CronKmug.

Cronk

Noun.

An area of the brain that maintains equilibrium during drunkenness. The Cronk is the inactive area only used to measure a previous evening's drinking.
"The cops caught me in tears shaving a squirrel on a trampoline last night. I was clearly twisted off my cronk"
by cheekychappie September 10, 2014
mugGet the Cronkmug.

Cronk

A woman who is a giant bitch as if on her period, referred also as a cronkosaurus rex. This woman is the grimiest girl ever and usually acts like a man, wearing man hair and G.I. Boots.
Damn that cronkosaurus is a giant bitch.
A true feminazi.
by G money$ May 27, 2010
mugGet the Cronkmug.

CRONK KNOPPLE

A drunk sailor who likes to titty fuck on the harbor
He's the cronk knopple.
by SandeepWeeaboo September 5, 2016
mugGet the CRONK KNOPPLEmug.

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