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congrations

the word used when you are trying to congratulate your english teacher for getting teacher of the year. then when you try to write congratulations on her cookie cake, you leave out a couple letters. you tell people congratulations wouldnt fit so you made up a new word in order to save face :
I wrote congrations on Mrs. Aker's cookie cake because congratulations wouldnt fit.
by ahart14 March 9, 2010
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Cooperative Baptist Fellowship

An offshoot of the Southern Baptist Convention that is not as committed to defending the doctrine of the inerrancy of the Bible as the SBC since Evangelicals recaptured the denomination from liberals and moderates. CBF also presents a more egalitarian set of policies on social and political issues along with presenting a hazy view of theology. While most CBF members are not as far to the left as clearly apostate denominational elites such as found in the United Methodist Church, the CBF would be more accurately characterized as part of the mushy middle or moderates.

CBF does not explicitly deny the truth of the Bible, but they emphasize that individual believers can interpret the Bible any way that they choose. This tack on interpreting the Bible can easily provide a liberal Christian with the license to make the Bible into a wax-nose so that one can twist the Bible to justify whatever one wants to read into the text. This loose approach to reading and being instructed in the Bible comes from CBF's so-called "Four Freedoms": (1)Soul Freedom-a direct relationship with God without intermediaries (2)Bible Freedom-each person can interpret the Bible for himself without direction from anyone but God (or who one can easily deceive oneself into believing is God, viz. oneself who wants what he wants and wants it now) (3)Church Freedom-local church autonomy (4)Religious Freedom-as defined by egalitarian leftists at the ACLU. The CBF is affiliated with the Baptist Joint Committee for Religious Liberty, which opposes such benign policies as allowing for Ten Commandment displays.
Cooperative Baptist Fellowship member reflecting on Deuteronomy 24 after his wife has burnt the toast: "I see here right in the Bible that I can divorce my wife if she displeases me. So, I shall divorce her and marry my sexier secretary. After she gets some mileage on her, I shall trade her in, too. I am so glad that I read the Bible and follow God's Word."
by Tex in Tex October 4, 2008
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Coperating

A combination of the words Copy & Exaggerate, put together to form the word Coperating.
Used to describe a comical interpretation of someone's quirks or habits, also to used to explain an act that someone has preformed in order to emulate a byproduct of said party.
- you may ask why not just use 'copy' ?
well Dylan thinks otherwise...
Kendall: "What? that makes no sense, I dont get it"

Sammy: "What don't you get Dylan you fuckin' pot herb!?"

Dylan: "That wasn't me talking, It was Kendall, he was Coperating me."
by Kendawwg January 3, 2010
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Cooperative

A business model where hipster-doofii delude themselves into thinking that the Marxist Utopian fantasies they learned about in college from their hippie professors are capable of overriding economic realities. Since management of Co-Ops is typically run by individuals who are incapable of managing their own lives, they are usually doomed to failure.
Dude, the River Bend Grocery Cooperative is closing down. Aww man, it just opened six months ago.
by Schnorkenschneider March 15, 2014
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Cooperative High School

full of angry Negros douche bag guitar players, Bitches have herpes it just sucks... never go here =
bob;where do you go?
DAY@DAY;cooperative high school
bob;DONT KILL ME!
by rawr2mawrt March 17, 2009
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congrations

1. A combination between the words "congrats" and "congratulations". Usually used to show apathy for another person or thing.
Person A: "OMG I just won in Fortnite™!"
Person B: *looks up from phone* "Congrations!"
by Side Burny’s August 29, 2020
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Cooperation

Anybody trying to force someone or a group of people to do something they want is of course going to tell people they got cooperation from everybody else.
He/she knew that more people would do what he/she wanted them to by saying that he/she was getting cooperation from everybody else (or that their was no resistance to his/her plan).
by Solid Mantis February 18, 2021
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