Cronch

The sound that a Minecraft turtle egg makes when it is squashed used to describe when an entity dies in cold blooded murder; Absolutely shattered.

Omg, that egg got cronched

She got bowspammed so much she cronched

My will to live got cronched

I want to cronch you

by asdfghjkBowSpammer August 15, 2020

Cronch

A stinky vagina. Most likely obtained by not washing the vagina properly or often.

John doesn't want a second date with Darla because he could smell her nasty cronch from all the way across the dinner table.

by Jdbruxkaorn October 8, 2017

Cronch

Cronch,
A noun, verb and adjective in some instances may also be used as a measurement of time and distance.

Eg:
"THIS GREMLIN LOOKING ASS IS CRONCHING UP THEM STAIRS AT 200 CRONCHES PER METER TO FIND THEM SWEET SUCULANT DOUBLE A BATTERY WHILE SUCKING ON A TUBE OF CRONCH JUICE".

by Stolas Goetia November 20, 2021

cronch titty

When milk, cum, or other fluids cake up on the titty and dry out, making a crunchy, crusty layer that covers the titty

Do you have cronch titty? Pour some milk on it!

by duckymunchycrunchy October 9, 2021

Cronch

New age version usually used in replace of the word cringe, that can be used very loosely to describe anything bad or weird.

Guy one: Yo dude what's wrong?
Guy two: Man, I just lost my phone!
Guy one: damn that's fucking cronch.

by DoubleDoubleBigGay November 24, 2018

Cronch

When you get a wedgie so far up your ass that you have anal contusions

That bully pulled my underwear and gave me a nasty cronch

by Cronch giver February 24, 2019

Cronch

The act of making an existing fictional character shorter.

I'm going to cronch this character to be 3ft tall.

by FloofGremlin January 29, 2023