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Mr Crompton

1. (Noun) An aging tracksuit wearing hermit infamous for trapping unwaring young people in a freezing stare and "treating" to horrible, boring tales of sodomy.

Believed to be based on the main character from Coolidge's "The Ancient Mariner" he is infact based on the nightmares of young children.

Copying the behaviour of humans he has observed Crompton attempts to make places for people to live but he fails beacuse he is shit.

2. (Verb) Doing a headstand while having your prostrate glands manipulated with a large kipper.

3. -'ed'(Adjective) To roll around in shit for a year and pay £1000 for the privelage.
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Sandra: "Thanks to Mr Crompton I know how much blood should be in a healthy stool sample"

Elaine: "Thanks to Mr Crompton I know the stress tolerance of inferior wood against my back."

Sandra: "Thats what I said"

2. A fat lass tried to give me a Mr Crompton last night, she tried to dominate me.

3. I got (Mr) Cromptoned now I chew the wrappers off Iceland casseroles for food, but if I prop the wrappers against the wall they reduce the risk of cave ins.
by The Wedding Guest April 9, 2010
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Crompton's ability to lose a game despite being surrounded with great talent
by Crompton's Lover September 23, 2009
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To vomit while making brown water or dumping hickory logs into the same toilet.
"I chased a porterhouse and a quart of chili with 3 shots of Cuervo and then had to cromit"
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Crompton is a surname and means has a lot of friends but also means 'bitchy personality'.
Crompton is a surname.
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A bogan that has fucked pit hair which reaks, smells and can almost kill someone.
"Check out that cunt over, his got crogpits"
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cromit

A combination of vomiting whilst crying, or crying whilst vomiting. Usually done in a state of utter drunkeness or utter empassioned hate
"oh god, after Sandra dumped me and I drank 2 40s in a row, I cromited like the a pathtic loser all over john's bed"
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crumpit

1. Crumpit means a close friend.
2. Or crumpit means a much needed or loved object.
3. A type of English pancake/muffin.
1. "What's up Crumpit! or John is my Crumpit. "
2. *My trombone is my Crumpit.*
3. *definition kind of explains itself doesn't it? An English muffin is a crumpit? *come on :)
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