Crap Circles

The swirl designs that are left behind in the toilet after a hefty poop.

"Jesus! Who left all these crap circles? And when did we have corn?"

by RedSquirrelPssht March 11, 2010

Crap from crayola

Same as "shit from shinola", but a little softer sounding.

You don't know crap from crayola.

by Sudonympho September 29, 2012

CRAPartment

A crappy apartment, or an apartment that needs a lot of work done to it to make it livable.

We live in a CRAPartment. We need to either really fix it up or move out.

by CRAPartment April 26, 2008

cut the crap

What one says to another to shut them up from lying, double talk, dancing around an issue, bullsh*tting them, etc. It lets one know you're not going along with or buying what they're saying and/or that you want them to tell the truth, get to the point, shoot straight in the conversation or confrontation.

"Where's my money, Marv?"
"Yo, hey, I've been meaning to call you, something came up, and I, uh..."
"Cut the crap, douchebag, where's my money?!?"

"Whatever, Crystal, cut the crap, you spent the child support on a f*ckin' dress for the club! The judge will love to hear that!"

by Kuahmel January 3, 2010

Cut the Crap

Cut the crap or “Ctc” means stop the bullshit or else because that person is doing too much so they have to Ctc or Cut the crap

Person 1: Cheez it’s are nasty

Person 2: Cut the Crap

by Lil_key101 April 28, 2019

Crap Pot

When four or five dudes each take a shit in the toilet without flushing and leave it for the janitor to clean up.

The janitor walked into the bathroom only to discover that someone had left a crap pot for him to clean up.

by Huyer April 26, 2010

crap

what one says when one is afraid to say shit

Oh crap!

by refl3xive March 25, 2004