One who takes and uses a resource meant for sharing in a manner similar to a small woodland critter, like a squirrel eating food. This person may abscond with food and eat it quickly in hiding, in order to avoid it getting taken from others who may claim it as theirs.
He spotted the girl crittering food at the party and cleverly won a dinner date with her later that night.
by obx2009 June 1, 2009
Get the crittering mug.A Crestline Critter is a person that has lived in the Town of Crestline CA their entire life. Usually has parents that smoke pot, so its cool for the Critter to follow suit. As the Critter matures, refers to everybody as a flatlander that's from out of town while they ask customers outside the local liqueur store for spare change .
Did you see that Crestline Critter getting arrested for public intoxication ? Toothless tweeker shardvark
by McCrystals February 17, 2015
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When you are doing your girl from behind and spit on her back, thinking that you blew your load on her back. She turns around and you blow it right in her face for a lovely surprise.
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Get the Sabertooth Crotch Critters mug.A term of disparagement applied to a literary critic, implying the character traits of an overeducated shithead. Usually tarred with the postmodern brush as "pomo lit-critter".
"Dang! We are beset by lit-critters! Let loose toxic sarcasm!"
"Bill Clinton did his turn as a pomo lit-critter by testifying on the ambiguity of the word 'is'."
"Bill Clinton did his turn as a pomo lit-critter by testifying on the ambiguity of the word 'is'."
by Michael Zeleny December 19, 2006
Get the lit-critter mug.An individual, archetype: Any college student lacking sufficient funds, who lives, eats, and sleeps in an upstairs attic (devil-laired like, coon infested attic), who turns into a domesticated lagoon creature. It could be any domestic creature really. Could be a fleshy, anthropoid-like, super, slippery, black haired salamander. The person could go into the attic in any shapes, races, or even sizes. Mexican, African American, Hiawatha, or even pauken. The individual then comes out as a live, breathing ATTIC CRITTER.
Look there! 'creak' 'creak' creak'.. 'turns corner'..attic-critter!
by yoyofromishtow September 1, 2009
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