Critch Sitch

Crotch Itch Situation. When in public and you have to itch your genital area, but you are having problems doing so descretely.

My book bag totally covered for me on the bus... I had a major critch sitch.

by am-e lizzabert July 28, 2008

Critch Rag

a rag used to wipe the sweat from your balls

He threw the critch rag at his face

by Sk May 28, 2003

crotchy

one who is always scratching their balls for lack of anything more important to do

Ted is so crotchy I can't shake his hand.

by kgkv June 1, 2014

critch’n

critch’n is a term thats short for “cry’n like a bitch” and has a variety of hilarious applications.

Friend 1: “OMG Im so sad about my breakup and I can’t stop thinking about her”
Friend 2 :Damn dude you need to stop critch’n. You’re honestly such a pussy sometimes

by TheRealJetHag2016 November 7, 2017

Critchard

Taking a fat Boner dump

I woke up this morning and had to use the restroom and I was suffering from critchards.

by Brawl0wii November 23, 2019

critchfriends.com

the schools full of wonderful people such as Harry Fishtch and Mrs hyde Besties for life I recommend your child comes here . Thanks dont forget the critch

critchfriends.com is mainly about the birds and the bees

by mrs syndrome September 6, 2021

Crotchy

A character from the game Postal 2, depicted as costume of literal cock and balls.

"You think you can take Crotchy down?"

by Mr Mewtwo April 2, 2022