crisped 

The dry, baked look that human skin retains when it has been artificially tanned too many times.

When you get a chicken leg, and part of the skin is dry and brittle and there is no meat, just skin and bone...THAT is crisped

crisped by brian loggins August 5, 2004

Crispier Than A Mug 

Being crispier than a mug means when someone is looking absolutely fly on the double. Usually meant to refer to a handsome fellow that has quite the wonderful outfit put together.

Man that jawn crispier than a mug
Did you see the waves on Jeffy Pops? That man crispier than a mug

Crispier Than A Mug by Hank the tank3890 August 31, 2022

crispies

potato crisps or chips.

Here are some crispies for your to munch.

crispies by uttam maharjan August 5, 2010

crispies

a sore caused by overzealous picking and popping of a pimple.

Anna has sooooo many crispies on her forehead today!

crispies by oise October 11, 2007

crispies

dandruff.

She hadn't washed her hair in so long, her scalp was filled with crispies

crispies by cobarin September 3, 2016

Crisped 

Figuratively, what you feel when your life hopes are suddenly in shambles.
Literally, when you opted for a CRISPR upgrade by someone missed a letter or two and you spend your life in a slum instead of a penthouse

I feel soo crisped these days. Back to my folks’ basement again.

Crisped by KMS19 March 8, 2020

Crispedwand 

Noun. A kid who eats McDonald's only and uses hot wheels as butt plugs

Hey your acting like Crispedwand.

Crispedwand by szklejryuhgtaslejdruhg July 24, 2020