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Christmas Crashing

Similar to party crashing and wedding crashing, Christmas crashing is when guests show up unexpectedly to partake of the holidays with another family.
(knock knock knock on the door, Dad gets up and walks over, opens)
Mr. Focke: Hey there! We were out for a drive and our car broke down, right in front of your house! I'm really sorry for the inconvenience, I'm just letting you know that when my uncle Jed gets here, we'll have our car out of here as soon as we can get it fixed!
Mrs. Focke: (put-on shivering voice) I really hope we're not intruding or anything, I'm so so sorry about this!
Dad: Hey, aren't you the Fockes from church? Hey, come right inside - we don't want you to freeze out there! We're just getting started with the presents, and there's still some cinnamon rolls and coffee left over from breakfast. Make yourself at home!
Mom: (aside so the guests can't hear) Honey... We live in a cul-de-sac...
Dad: Yes, I know...
Mom: They're Christmas crashing.
by AProg December 27, 2010
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Candy-crushing

1.Playing candy crush saga for a noticable amount of time

2. Preforming well in the game with the receiving of a high score or large combo
1. Russell told Kayla she was candy-crushing for an hour straight.

2. RJ shouted, "candy-crushing" as he was performing well in Candy Crush saga.
by WorldClassGamer August 8, 2013
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gay crashing

(phrase): for a heterosexual to enter an LGBT (lesbian, gay, bisexual, trans) event such as a Pride parade or festival. Coined by Natasha Bedingfield in an interview about Milwaukee's Pridefest in Summer of 2008, referring to gate crashing, but the interviewer heard "gate" as "gay," which was equally appropriate.
1. There were so many men at the New Kids On the Block concert, I felt like I was gay crashing!

2. We're going to gay crash Woody's after dinner and then go to the midnight movie.
by Tedrick June 18, 2008
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soul-crushing

adj., used to describe a dream-crushing, breaking, moment.
The soul-crushing moment, when your opponent lands a winning goal on table-soccer, but you've been try-hading all along.
by Naimru July 29, 2020
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Crushing Cheeks

Another word to go into the intercourse category it means to fuck
Person1: dude i was totally Crushing Cheeks last night Person2: were those Cheeks fine Person1:Fine as Fine could be
by Mark Wilson Jr February 19, 2009
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Soul Crushing Task

A simple task involving many small steps or the same simple task repeated many times across different data. Largely mindless but some level of attention must be paid in order to avoid having to repeat the entire task.
Having to go through the entire book and count the times the word 'and' was used was a Soul Crushing Task.
by Scottrof October 20, 2008
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crashing police horses

1. (v) A Lesbian sex act where two partners interlock their spread legs and grind their vulvae together to stimulate each others clitoris to orgasm.

2. (v) when a male or female has two penises inserted any combo of his/her mouth, anus, or vagina, but is most commonly done in the anus and vagina
1. Dude did you see those two chicks crashing police horses in the bathroom?

2. Last night me and my buddy crashed police horses with the girl from my biology class. It was incredible and uncomfortable all at the same time.
by tdac90 June 19, 2010
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