conosexual

One who enjoys taking a road cone, and simulating copulation by inserting it into another road cone held by their friend between their legs (this can be at the front or back).

God, I'm sooooo coney. Thrust your orange and white throbber into my cone.

by Con May 9, 2003

chemosexual

Someone who is sexually and/or romantically attracted to a chemical (such as a drug)

I heard that new girl is literally in love with cocaine....she has to be chemosexual.

by rollatini October 3, 2011

cedsexual

when umare deeply in love with cedric diggory

are you straight or bi?
oh no im cedsexual

by cedisahottie December 29, 2020

CoMosexual

Someone who actually goes to CoMo to study

Why do you have to go to CoMo?
Because I am a CoMosexual, Kevin!

by Devin P February 9, 2007

CoMoSexual

Majority of the population of Columbia, Missouri, after showing immense respect and support for Openly Gay NFL Player Michael Sam.

Mom: "You should go to the University of Missouri!"
High School Senior: "Mom, you know I cant go to college in a town of CoMoSexuals!!!"
Mom: "Oh yes, you're right. That town is FULL of CoMoSexuals!"
High School Senior: "If only Mizzou wasn't in Columbia, Missouri! Then there would be no CoMoSexuals!"

by CoMoSexual Bandit February 23, 2014

Canosexual

Some sad-act who humps dogs and can't get a girlfriend

oh you dirty doggy *rapes small, helpless dog* canosexual

by Mr.Blobby July 3, 2006

coneosexual

The sexuality of ice,road, and snow cones

I am so coneosexual for this ice cream right now booty dick safty munging

by The cone man September 3, 2016