Crawfish

The redneck/southern version of a lobster.

One of the most popular southern foods is crawfish.

by alg-272 March 18, 2014

Tipsy Crawfish

The act of when you get so drunk you make your move on the only chick at the party with crab infestation, and have your way with her.

"Dood Jjoou Cee Dat der chick ovarr dere???"
"Yea bro shes got Crabs"
"nwh man i hed skimp for diner noot crbs, ims a go holler at dat theree mami"
"Ok dude whatever you say...Ugh another soul lost to the Tipsy Crawfish".

by iGSpot. December 21, 2009

Crayfishing

backing out of a deal

Jerry said he was going to sell me his car for a deal, and now he's crayfishing on me!

by sassy cakes October 18, 2010

Crayfish

A synonym for "crazy". An elongated form of "cray-cray", which is short for crazy. Used when someone or something is just so wacky you can't handle it.

God, that Lila is so crayfish!
Dude, that's completely crayfish...how embarrassing!

by Awkotacocrayfish December 6, 2011

Kentucky Crawfish

Spend a few months growing out your facial hair, preferably a big bushy 'stache. Find a girl. While eating her out, the aforementioned facial hair will tickle her area. When she laughs, smack the shit out of her face.

Holy shit, did you just Kentucky Crawfish that bitch?

by Le Parch August 29, 2010

Rusty Crayfish

While the woman is set up, in a crab walk position. The male "crab" will position himself over the woman "crab", shitting on her chest. After the defication, he moves his anus to the face area, allowing the woman "crab" to clean him.

Me and my wife were bored, so i donkey punched her, and told the bitch to do a "Rusty Crayfish".

by Great_Dane_of_Love January 20, 2010

Biloxi crawfish

gential lice you catch from unsavory woman at the project longue in biloxi Missiissppi

I took this whore home from the project last night and that bitch gave me a case of Biloxi crawfish.

by Edaurdo Jones October 13, 2007