crappetite

1. A desire to drop a fecalith deposit in a nearby toilet.
2. An insatiable craving to let fecal matter exit the body.
3. Wanting to take a dump.

I walked into the Porta-Potty and saw that the crap had crested the hole in which it sat, whence seeing it I lost my crappetite and proceeded to leave.

by Seth Anderson April 22, 2008

crappeine

The imaginary drug that comes with caffeine losing its effect. Usually in relation to sleepiness, tiredness, and in severe cases, passing out where you stand.

Its been 9 hours since my last coffee. I think the crappeine is kicking in.

by mocha sushi January 5, 2009

crapperdoodle

its is the same as crap but has a more innocent presence. it can also be said around younger audiences such as children ages 4-8. the doodle part is from the poodle, because they wanted to make a word less bad and make it sound more as if its an animal instead.

*drops stapler on shoe,staple goes into shoe..* "OH CRAPPERDOODLE! how am i gonna get this out?!"

by limbo4two September 28, 2009

crapped the bed

When a job seeker fluffs and bluffs on their resume to get a job interview. When they show up, they don't have the skills or experience on the resume that got them the interview, they crap the bed.

Gerrald was asked about his ability to manage 20 employees, he didn't have an answer so he crapped the bed during the interview.

Deshonda said she used MS Word for 5 years, but on the interview she didn't know how to open the program. Deshonda was asked to leave at that point. She totally crapped the bed on that one.

by Brian Mulvihill August 8, 2006

Crappit

1.Referring to the quality of one

2.Turd

3.Expression

4. Freak (knappy Headed)

1.There are a few crappits over there. Steer Clear Of Them.

2."the toliet is backed up; there are 4 crappits in there, so be careful."

3. "*^&% this stupid Bill Gates, Crappit!"

4. "Get away from me, you crappit! How'd you do your hair this morining, with a weed-eater?"

by posterboard October 14, 2008

cat crapped in my mouth

When you wake up with the worst taste in your mouth after a night of heavy drinking and smoking.

After we were out partying all night, I woke up and that damn cat crapped in my mouth again.

by Jeremy Gilley December 28, 2007

Crappetite

The need or want to eat certain foods because of the pleasure you receive from crapping it out. For example, spicy food because it burns your asshole or garlicky beans because you can kill trees with your gas and peel the paint off the walls when you blow up your bathroom.

Example 1: I have a real crappetite for that ghost pepper sauce, there's no better butthole burn!

Example 2: I have a real crappetite for baby food because how it eats isn't as important as how it craps.

by Dr.FartScientist June 8, 2017