crappeteria

This is an appropriate abbreviation of "School Cafeteria" which encompasses the green beans in the jello, the mystery meat, and the raisin pot pies, all of which are not very palatable. You could say it's the school cafeteria, but why not use a better word, "crappeteria."

I thought of this thinking of a word that is already in use, "cinemuck" to describe the crud that collects on the floor in a theater.

"Dude, let's go out for lunch ! There's no reason to eat in the crappeteria if we don't have to."

by dw817 October 6, 2015

crapeteria

Crapeteria is a cafeteria that sucks with poor service and crappy food and probably high prices.

I'm not eating in the crapeteria until they serve actual food!

by Stevil2014 October 25, 2016

Crappetizer

Snacks eaten whilst pooping

I most enjoy my morning poo with a hot cup of Joe and crappetizers.

by Mkol August 8, 2017

crappetite

The deep hunger for food that will eventually kill you. Pizza, deep fried foods, jalepeno poppers, and more.

"Let's run down to Taco Bell and feed this crappetite."

by I have an answer for everything December 19, 2004

crappetite

The measure of one's ability and desire, given the circumstances, to move a bowel.

After seeing the feces smeared across the toilet on the overnight train to Moscow, I lost my crappetite completely.

by Joe Loring December 24, 2007

Craiget

Craiget is a crazy motherfucker. He is an artist on youtube who does comedy videos, parodies, sketches, music and movies.

Oh you got jokes huh? What? You think you craiget or what?

by chavez85 April 30, 2011

craplet

Similar to pooplet; an insult

Person 1: Get over here you little craplet!

by neon_dreamz April 11, 2015