Facial Cramps

When your jaw and/or cheeks become sore or cramped. A common side effect of smiling way too much or performing prolonged cunninglus.

Last night I went down on my girlfriend for two hours and today I couldn't chew my breakfast. Worst facial cramps ever, feels like I was in the ring with Mike Tyson.

by SpiceRubbaDubba February 24, 2011

Ket Cramps

Ket cramps (or K cramps) is the name of the abdominal pain suffered by users of ketamine who take 1g + per day for a prolonged period of time

"Oh man, I've got the ket cramps bad."

"Stop taking ket everyday then you filthy scumbag."

by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011

Ball Cramps

To have a cramp begin in either your legs or stomach, eventually the pain spreads to your balls. it feels like being hit in the balls with a sledgehammer.

dammit, dude, i had a leg cramp and it started to spread, and now i have ball cramps!

*passes out from pain*

by PunkRockerJack June 8, 2009

Period cramps

Mother nature being a bitch.
Pain mother nature I flicts on females for fun.

These period cramps are killing me!

by Eatingahotpocketrn June 14, 2018

campos

A person you're tight with, a buddy for life, with 4 month breaks in between, and the perfect person to bring a bottle of patron with your name written all over it.

Last night was so lame, then campos and campos jr. showed up and we took some Jaager bombs and BOMBS AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!, broski.

by campos laney rose March 18, 2009

liquid cramps

very uncomfortable abdominal pain followed by intense, usually projectile, diarrhea

You can't run out of the room, I'm experiencing liquid cramps.

by M Smoov July 2, 2009

fat cramps

A pain located in one of the lower quadrants of the abdominal area or kidneys resulting from an overweight person performing cardio or abdominal exercises, due to a lack of physical strength, stamina, and overall well-being.

I decided that I should start running regularly, but every time I run for more than two minutes, I get fat cramps.

Justin did like 12 sit ups before he couldn't do any more. His fat ass got fat cramps

by randymcgr March 20, 2011