Crafty Fisherman

A Hermaphrodite, ie, one who carries round a spare set of tackle.

Sammy: Do you think Tom will get lucky tonight?
Nick: Tom gets lucky every night..he's a crafty fisherman!
Sammy: OMG!

by Samick Downunder September 3, 2005

Crafty Demon

One who devours craft services on film shoots.

Damn, Will is tearing up our food like a crafty demon.

by Nick Gonzalez March 29, 2008

Crafty chandler

A sneeky finger up the bum

I slipped him a crafty chandler

by Ozë August 29, 2016

Crafty Boys

Not to be confused with “Crispy Boys”, Crafty Boys are essentially craft beers.

Brad: Hey Chad, did you pick up some nice crafty boys for poker night?
Chad: haha yeah bro I got some IPAs, a couple oatmeal stouts, and some hefeweizens. I’m ready for a kind of okay evening 😀

by westernkentuckian June 4, 2019

crafty wank

The act of masterbating in secret without anybody noticing. Usually done behind a bush or whilst peering through a gap in the blinds, looking directly at the subject of your filthy attention. A real art when perfected.

I saw a cracking looking girl on the sidewalk outside my house yesterday and couldn't resist knocking off a crafty wank from my bedroom as she stood there!

by Nigel Fleming July 13, 2006

Crafty Butcher

Homosexual male.
I can't take credit for this one I read it in an English comic book Raz or something but I thought I should share.

Bill:See that guy?
Ted:Yeah?
Bill:Well I know he's a crafty butcher.
Ted:How's that go?
Bill:He likes his meat around the back.
Ted:Oh, He's lish?
Bill:C'mon, you didn't know?

by Kairan November 17, 2003

crafty cunt

A dis-figured he-she who takes pride in getting paid for perpforming oral on green toothed, pigeon toed freaks.

Did you see that "crafty cunt" in the ally back there. WOW. Gross!

by deadbeatmom99 July 24, 2009