robbing the cradle

Having relations with a person who is significantly younger than you.

The middle aged man robbed the cradle with the teenager.

by Chris January 19, 2003

Crabstravaganza

A C.R.A.B. sanctioned crabbing tournament in Grand Chenier, Louisiana where teams compete for prizes and bragging rights as the best crabber in Southwest Louisiana.

Bon Temps Bateau was the winning team for Crabstravaganza 2010.

by Big Tuna 895 February 26, 2011

Playing cards

A phrase used to describe one's inability to eat, pee or sit down while taking care of your loved ones.

Maureen Walsh: “... nurses are probably playing cards for a considerable amount of the day!”

by AuntDoritoRN April 19, 2019

cards against humanity

The best, funniest party game in existence. Like Apples to Apples, but infinitely more offensive.

We played Cards Against Humanity and laughed for hours.

by Niki Marie September 23, 2013

Jibbers Crabst

All hail our crustacean Lord and Savior™!

"I believe... that all things on this earth were created... by GOD!
And I don't mean Jesus. And I don't mean Buddha. And I don't mean Allah.
And I don't mean some general god that we can all rally around and believe in.
I mean my god, my town, and my church.
My god is a fire-breathing lobster who lives behind the rings of Saturn.
And his name is Jibbers Crabst."

(Matt Inman, keynote speaker at BAHFest West 2014)

by Grinning Cat April 7, 2015

cradar

the innate ability to detect crazy people before they bring the crazy. Similar to gaydar.

That girl is hot but she's setting off my cradar.

by DrMezmo August 12, 2009

House-of-Cards Justice System

A "house-of-cards justice system" is a system that gives the illusion of standing for justice, but is simply a set of barely balanced cards, stacked upon each other to suit the requirement of the time, and which will collapse on closer analysis.

Johnny: Dang, a minority religious leader from my neighborhood was charged and convicted based on no evidence or witnesses
Jake: Hays County has a house-of-cards justice system

by Jake Pepper May 10, 2011