cradle my botch

fondle the ball sack

Last night she wanted to cradle my botch ; grabbed and rubbed my ballsack

by taintlicks September 27, 2015

Cradle schnitzel

This term refers typically to a much younger male lover, the object of your cradle snatching.

Person 1: "Wow gorgeous guy Cathy's dating, but isn't he a bit young?"
Person 2: "Yeah Cathy got herself a nice piece of cradle schnitzel there."'

by Honey Sparks November 25, 2009

Cradle Dater

Someone who dates somebody much younger than themselves.

Russle Brand is a cradle dater because he married Katy Perry who is ten years younger.

by Sasha Ramsi June 21, 2011

cradle robber

a term which is often jokingly targetted to an older partner in a relationship, or, one that lays with those under the age of consent

wow, it looks as if she's robbin' the cradle - they start young now-a-days eh?

by Ilianivich March 15, 2003

cradle of filth

Symphonic Black metal. Very good shit, wonderful lyrics. Disturbing videos. Don't take themselves too seriously, almost certainly because they're British, and thats how we do things over here. This only improves them in my opinion, but is probably one of the reasons why loads of goths hate them, since mosts goths take everything way too seriously, and also because they're popular and the majority of goths seem to have some strange thing about hating anything popular. I love em, and complaining about the lyrics is stupid because all their albums have cover slips with the lyrics in them, so read that if you can't hear what they're saying, and NEVER try listening to Arch Enemy.

"Two thousand fattened years like maniacs,
have despoiled our common grave,
now what necrophagous second coming backs,
From the Cradle to Enslave."

by KharBevNor December 14, 2003

cradle of filth

Hmmm... they're a great band, they're under a fair bit of scrutiny by those that are more concerned about genre than music. Alternative or not, black metal or not. At the same time some of their listeners have a vandetta towards Marilyn Manson. In the end it all comes down to personal taste though.

To add to what has already started:

MM fan: Cr4dl3 0f f1l+h sux0rs (sic)
CoF fan: 'They're the shizzle!' - Shoots MM fan
Black metaller: 'You're not black metal!' - shoots cradle fan
Random Person: Shoots that person for being a twat.

...And so the cycle continues.

by don't you respond to me June 4, 2004

cradle snatcher

someone who enjoys the company of people half there age
see Paedaphile

Dirty Henry is a cradle snatcher, he has his eye on the 12yo girl next door

by Some guy June 28, 2003