Cracking Ass

When a person comes over, lays down a big fart and leaves, telling the others he will be back.

Dan and I were talking to a customer when Jim came over and decided that Cracking Ass was a good idea.

by joefromsc March 12, 2009

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cracking plur

A cracking plur is an amazing football with real skills.

Wow Cristiano Ronaldo is an absolute cracking plur

by Hugo sniffer July 31, 2017

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cracking me up

Making me laugh

You are cracking me up!

by bradk October 1, 2013

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When a group (or pair) of visually and vocally reprehensible women (if you can call them that) get together and complain or rather bitch to each other about their meaningless daily lives. They manage to do this at a decible level in which all humans and animals can hear the conversation within a 1 mile radius. This annoying 'cackling' could even wake a Snorlax.

Hen 1: ... oh and let me tell you that i absolutely hated the service there

Hen 2: interrupts girl stop, I got tell you about this place that ruined my lasagna...

Hen 1 & 2: together cackle cackle cackle cackle CACKLE!!! then laugh together annoyingly CCACACACACACACACKLE!!!

Dude Trying to Sleep: Aww fuck. Its those dam Cackling Hens bitching early again and waking my ass up on my day off... kill me now please

by KilsonStreet September 11, 2013

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cracking a cold one with the boys

Cracking Open a Cold One With the Boys is a copypasta about drinking beers with a group of male friends which is often used to caption various image macros circulated within ironic meme and circlejerk communities online.

When your teacher thinks you're one the phone but you're CRACKING A COLD ONE WITH THE BOYS

by Rickard Brown May 23, 2017

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