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Crackerjack 

Is a noun meaning a person or thing of marked excellence.
Just call me a crackerjack when it comes to the English language and the true meanings of words.

crackerhead 

Lame-brain, Doofus, Numbskull.
What a "Crackerhead"!
crackerhead by VooDoo Daddy June 3, 2003

Crackerado 

The uncanny overabundance of white people aka "crackers" found in the state of Colorado
Damn, I was at a rap concert in Crackerado and there were no brothas!
Crackerado by domeslug December 3, 2003

crackerbating 

A white man masturbating to a picture of another white mans head on a hot naked midget woman's body.
See that....Avery is crackerbating to a picture of Tom Joneses head on Bridget the midgets body....

crackerman 

Crackerman is a Canadian rock band that covers Stone Temple Pilots' songs. Their lead singer is fat and has a terrible voice compared to original STP. This unoriginal idea is the worst thing to happen since Anna Nicole Smith's television show.

I also think that a Crackerman is a heroin dealer, but I'm not 100% positive.
That band from Ontario named Crackerman fucking sucks ass.
crackerman by Trey December 29, 2004

CrackerJacking 

When you slightly apply a thick coat of peanut butter around your penis then gently place saltine crackers and spread them over the tip and bottom of your cock sandwiching them and spread jelly lightly on a girls outter pussy lips .

Thrusting your saltine coated cock inside her mashing the saltines as you sing and chant the peanut butter jelly song thrusting at the pace of the song

If you don't have peanut butter you can always substitute with nutella only you have to sing chocolate rain instead .
Ex. Damn Jenny is so bad I would love to crackerjack her and show her some peanut butter jelly time

Me and Paulina were crackerjacking their were crumbs fucking everywhere