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crackerbean

a stupid spick that acts like a cracker. (crak-er-bean)Though he is half white ass, and half black ass, he is a mexican who acts purely white.
Ex:My rival bobby is a stupid cholo crackerbean. He acts white when we are in mexico. I should peel his cat. He also get more guy titties than me. Thank God.

Ex: Your such a fucking Crackerbean.
by matdog111 January 19, 2008
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Crackerbread average

Feeling about someone the same way you feel about crackerbread. You do not love it but you also don't hate it or have a problem with it.
Bianca: do you think Shawn Mendes has a cute face?
Nicole: No I just think he is crackerbread average
by MendesLover101 July 13, 2019
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super crackerhead

the extreme form of a regular cracker this is formally known as a super cracker
that cracker gone super cracker ,ole cracker over there is a super cracker, people who have their hats bent into the shape of a cup and has it laying on their head with a gold fishhook this is the #1 form of a super crackerhead and has a dip ring on there back pocket with a spit bottle and in the other pocket is mountain dew and wears wellington boots formally known as jackie ray boots the capital of supercracker is DANVILLE,Va
by notasupercrackerhead 420 December 6, 2012
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Crackbean

Someone who is addicted to any drug going, whether its weed, coke, pills or magic they will always find a way to get high. Tipping is a mega crackbean
Bradley Z and Kieran T are crackbeans they love their gear
by Jp349 February 19, 2020
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Crackerman

Damn good song by Stone Temple Pilots.


Go hear it or I'll come chop your balls off.
Crackerman is cool beans, yo.
by Big Sweaty Anus August 8, 2004
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Crackerbones

A sub-category of crackers, this version is noticeably skinnier and enjoys parting his trim hair, wearing sweater vests, and generally following the fashion trends/fads observed at the local country club (i.e. Brooks Brothers, Orvis, Eddie Bauer). Usually enjoys singing in choir, wine tasting, and playing croquet or polo. Likelihood of having used men's beauty products: 95%. Likelihood of having used a shovel: 0%.

Largely responsible for the continued support of the "pop your collar" movement originally started by the group E-40 in the year 2000.
Crackerbones wouldn't have made it from the vineyard to his polo game in time had it not been for the timeliness and expert flying of his helicopter pilot.

After we all got mad sloshed at the bar, crackerbones paid the tab on his dad's card and had his chauffeur drive us home.

"Hey Crackerbones -- you planning on spending all your inheritance on your watch collection or just most of it? I know your cell phone is a GPS, E-reader, browser, and camera, but did you know it's a clock too?"
by rnnd January 15, 2010
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crackerbate

A white man jerking off to a photoshopped picture of another white mans head on a hot chicks body.
I can't help but to crackerbate to that pic of Brad Pitts head on Megan fox's body.
by george jetson the first June 15, 2010
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