cow suit crazy

Characteristic of or associated with persons afflicted with insanity; used when a person is so disturbed it would not be particularly shocking to see them go out wearing a full cow suit. Extra points for using the word "utter" preceding the phrase i.e. "He's utterly cow suit crazy"

"She called into that conservative talk radio show AGAIN? That woman is cow suit crazy."

by dislocatedelbows(the real one) January 2, 2009

Cow squaggle

A cow squaggle is smaller than a cow puddle. It is used to describe a group of less than 20 cows spaced fairly far apart. Usually in some sort of line.

Lexie: Look over there!
Matt: Gee, it’s a cow squaggle!

by Cowgirl28 May 5, 2021

cow-style

When a pregnant woman is getting fucked doggy style and the man is milking her breasts into a bucket from behind and then drinks is after he ejaculates.

Cameron: Hey Andrew I was doing my wife cow-style last night!!!

Andrew: Nice one Cameron!

by Richard Brook13 October 20, 2017

cow sex

1. to have sex with a cow
2. two cows fucking
3. when you and your girlfriend are fat

dude 1: hey jimmy seen any good porn videos latey?
dude 2: yes yes... i have!
dude 1: what's it about?
dude 2: COW SEX!

by What about the corn cob? June 2, 2015

cow spanker

though there is not an exact definition for the word it is usually used as a reference to something of a sexual nature. it generally means someone erotic.

"hey hows micheal doing did you get with him"
"oh ya i did he's such a fucking cow spanker"

by rosa1234 February 7, 2012

cow squeezings

1. Cow's milk

2. Milk

3. Bovine lactate juice

"Mom, what good is this cereal if we don't have any cow squeezings!!"

by jshep21 April 8, 2009

cow sex

oh yeah

that nice

by d August 18, 2003