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Covington Crasher

Any Dodge Charger circa. 2005 or newer. This vehicle is always driven by a rather rambunctious driver, often housing an oversized spoiler, shitty windshield sticker, RGB headlights & underglow, overwhelmingly awful suspension, and finally small, local sports team (Such as American Football) flags on both sides of the fenders. Generally, these Chargers house cosmetic damage, broken mufflers, and other modifications that are otherwise unnecessary or trashy.

Depending on the local area, Covington Crashers may be named after a local area (Street, city, town or otherwise), followed by a descriptive word that begins with the same first letter as the selected area name. Examples would be the Gainsborough Grazer, Ferguson Fucker, or Eastgate Executioner. Typically, the selected area is infamously known for being dangerous one way or another.
Yo dude who was in that Covington Crasher that you just gapped on I-75?
by Argent_ January 19, 2023
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covington catholic

a school that produces ignorant assholes that are sexist, homophobic, and racist. they have no idea how to respect people and are too busy paying people off to learn how to be a decent human being.
That Nicholas Sandmann guy is a real douche, it makes sense he’s from Covington Catholic.
by aesop1938288 January 20, 2019
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covington academy

a christian school where people don’t act like humans and they act like fucking crackheads
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covington middle school

a place were dreams come to
Die and all you hopes for the world are crushed Into a million peaces and shoved up your ass
Mom my school is absolutely death
I mean come on I go to Covington middle school
by You already no who it is May 26, 2016
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Covington High

A school lacking in all forms of pride.

Their mascot is a lowly slice of bread smeared with shit.
Legend tells that once the football team attempted their warm-up and all players simultaneously broke their ankles.
Ted: "Are you planing on going to Covington High this year Gabe?"
Gabe: "No way! That school is a dumpster fire."
Ted: "Agreed."
by Apples_Not_Anal November 17, 2017
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Covington

Covington is a small town in Tipton county, Tennessee. About 30 minutes north of Memphis. It is home to the Covington chargers. Out of Brighton, munford and Covington ( the three Tipton county high/middle schools ) Covington has the cutest guys that are gorgeous and some of the best looking guys from all of Tennessee. If you’re in Tipton county, forget about trying to find a baseball guy from Munford or Brighton, because you’re not gonna find any that even come close to the level of a Covington baseball guy. And if you’re a Munford or Brighton baseball player, you can pretty much forget about having girls chase after you when you’re right next to Covington.
Girl 1: “ I’m headed to Covington now.”
Girl 2: “ ok, tell me when you pass Wal-mart!”
by Tuff:Life June 24, 2019
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Covington Cocktail

When you pee in a bottle because there isn't a toilet around.
Dude! DeWayne just made a Covington Cocktail in the corner!
by Clown Room July 31, 2011
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