Tesla Coven

A group of people who drive Tesla's, live in a mansion, and practice witchcraft. They are the type of people who drink Red Bull with a metal straw to save the turtles.

How can I join the Tesla Coven?
Well, just buy a Red Bull and drink it with a metal straw.

by Crayon Pop January 25, 2020

comethazine

1. Promethazine+Cocaine

2. A rapper
3. A drink

I’m sippin on that comethazine

by BawskeeGang December 5, 2017

Cove Holden

The literal love of everyone’s lives once they meet him. He’s from the game Our Life: Beginnings and Always by GB-Patch games. An absolute dork and sweetheart

Person A: Why do you keep playing that game with Cove Holden?
Person B: He’s the love of my life, don’t question me

by God 707 Lover August 6, 2021

Cavetown

A song title that can also mean that someone is transmasc, or transgender female to male

Brit: Hey, I like your shirt!
Jay: Thanks. Are you... *wrist drop*
Brit: Oh yeah yeah. Girl in Red?
Jay: No, no. Cavetown.
Brit: Ahhhh...

by MackLan September 8, 2020

trailer park Corvette

A trailer park Corvette is a late 1970's to early 1980's Pontiac Firebird or Chevrolet Camaro. These are the most undesirable years for these vehicles hence they make a very cheap addition even to a household with the most fincancial mismanagement, aka white trash welfare sponges. If these fine examples of American technology actually crank, they will typically run on 6 of 8 cylinders. Don't expect to find a catalytic convertor on these straight-piped beauties.

Billy Hutto just bought himself a 1982 'bird. It smokes like a crack whore at a Baptist convention and the title is questionable at best. He sure has a fine trailer park Corvette. It's a shame that his kids won't get to enjoy since DHR took them away. He seemed to think that Lucas motor oil treatment was more important than shoes for school.

by Gary Vitalis February 1, 2007

covid coven

Friends, family and/or romantic partners who maintain close physical proximity and human contact together while social distancing from the rest of the world during the COVID19 pandemic.

"I'd be so lonely, so deeply all alone, if it weren't for my COVID coven. We love and sustain each other. So more than we could ever do over Zoom."

by Doctor Science March 27, 2020

lazy's comet

When a person is too lazy to brush the snow off their car. The result is a trail of snow flying off the back when they drive. Comparing to "Haley's Comet" which a trail of dust and rocks follow it.

Ben: The guy driving in front of me only brushed the snow off his windows and a small section of his windshield. He was a total lazy's comet flying down the highway.

by colts>saints February 21, 2010