Courtice Secondary School

Want some weed?
WELL YOU’RE AT THE RIGHT SCHOOL.

Welcome to Courtice Secondary, home of the drug table, the D&D club and the highest population of gender fluid drama kids in Canada.

We here at CSS have the highest number of obese teachers, peeling walls and our very Master Oogway wannabe that “teaches” us what he calls “music”. Our girls are notorious for trading their nudes for drugs and not showing up to class for months, while our boys are known for their excellent drug deals and need for childish rebellion.

People also won’t stop pissing in the vape room, which is called “The Bathroom” by staff and teachers, for some reason.

Some synonyms for this school include: The Gargantuas Gay, The Quantam Queer, The Rambunctious Riis, the Screeching Special Needs

Me: *Goes to CSS*
Also me: RIIIIIIII

Jarquisse: Wagwan shordy, you trynna send?
Thotianna: You trynna chop?
Jarquisse: Yeye, send dat
Thotianna: Bet, meet me at Courtice Secondary School tmrw
Jarquisse: Bet

by Thotianna69420 April 2, 2019

email courier

An individual who approaches someone's desk or workstation in a work environment almost immediately after sending them an email, usually to confirm that the email has been received.

Bill: I just sent you an email. Did you get it?
Mike: Probably, I haven't checked.
Bill: Can you check?
Mike: Uh yeah, looks like I got it.
Bill: Thoughts?
Mike: My immediate thoughts are you're an email courier and a douchebag.

by Jock Tam July 28, 2009

Courier

"From where you're kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck.
Truth is...the game was rigged from the start"
The name Courier is what the the main character, good or evil, is referred to by the NPCs of Fallout: New Vegas, and is the default name the player character is given at the start of the game. The Courier is known by many deeds however the player chooses but is most notably known for surviving a 9mm round to the head.
Ulysses, a character in the plot of Fallout: New Vegas' DLC "Lonesome Road", also refers to the courier as not just the courier but also as courier 6

"You can't kill me, wanna know why? I'm Courier motherfucking 6, so ring-a-ding-ding motherfucker"
"You can count on the Courier to make sure your task for them is completed no matter what gets in their way"

by Warclaimer November 19, 2019

courtesy fart

When someone accidentally farts and is embarrased, you should, if you have one ready, let one fly as well. This is a courtesy fart.
This is an opportune time for you to release since then the two fart smells will interfere and no one will discover how unbelievibly nasty your ass is.

Boris farted as he bent over to pick up his shuttlecock at the badminton tournament. Shung Fe felt so bad for him that he offered up a courtesy fart. Unfortunately Shung Fe's rice and eggnoodle fart could not completely mask the liverwurst and vodka fart from Boris, and everyone had to leave the court for 15 minutes.

by RFenyman May 1, 2006

Courtesy Bottom

a boy that is made available to fuck as a courtesy to anyone at the party.

I was a courtesy bottom last night at Johns party.

by Nate Moe February 16, 2015

Pot Head Courtesy

When a person is really high and remembers to use their manners.

Guy 1: *Bumps into tree*
Guy 1: * Whoops sorry tree didn't see you there*
Tree 1: he has some pot head courtesy to say that

Guy 1: * Puts toilet seat up before peeing* yeee pot head courtesy

Guy 1: Im hella LIT nigga nigga!
Guy 2: Dude you just said nigga
Guy 1: Sorry bro, my bad thats some Pot Head Courtesy

by WheresTheTreeMichael July 19, 2012

Courtney

An amazing young woman with a strong, amazing personality. Usually has a smile on her face and is really pretty. Courtney is very loving and faithful. You can trust Courtney with anything, she wont let you down. Also a great kisser and great for cuddling. By far better than all the dirty hoes runnin around now a days!

Did you see that girl cuhhz?
How could I not? Thats a Courtney!
Whoever is with her is lucky as fuck!!

by BluntedNStuntin December 28, 2012