The Country Blumpkin is when you receive oral sex from your sister while you're "dropping the kids off at the pool".
by Bad Monkey May 6, 2004
Get the country Blumpkinmug. by Ceegeezy December 23, 2006
Get the Country blumpkinmug. Similar to a blumpkin, whereby a male taking a crap receives a blowjob, only this time it's from his sister.
Country blumpkin
"George, how larng are you going to be in that bathroom? The cow needs milking."
"Sorry Mavis, oi'm just saying g'boi to me sister afore she AAARRRHGGHHH oi told you nart to use yer teeth ya mangy old panhandler! Yer as bad as mother!"
"George, how larng are you going to be in that bathroom? The cow needs milking."
"Sorry Mavis, oi'm just saying g'boi to me sister afore she AAARRRHGGHHH oi told you nart to use yer teeth ya mangy old panhandler! Yer as bad as mother!"
by Duderer July 29, 2008
Get the country blumpkinmug. A variation of the blumpkin, in which the reverse cowgirl is substituted for the normal accompaniment of fellatio to a good old country shit.
"Last night little Johnny damned-near walked in on a blumpkin, but Donna had the wherewithall to shift her ass into the reverse cowgirl, so we told the little guy we both had to shit at the same time. The country blumpkin saved our family !"
by devious derelicts November 18, 2011
Get the country blumpkinmug. by Ryan Baker November 10, 2008
Get the Ryan Baker Country Blumpkinmug. Unlike a typical blumpkin that can be performed in a residential toilet or public lavatory a country blumpkin takes place solely in an outhouse.
Generally a sloppier variety of blumpkin, a country blumpkin is a no holds barred experience that often results with an explosive aftermath.
It is not uncommon for the recipient (blumpkine) to experience a gummier blumpkin from a less tooth baring country blumpkiner.
Generally a sloppier variety of blumpkin, a country blumpkin is a no holds barred experience that often results with an explosive aftermath.
It is not uncommon for the recipient (blumpkine) to experience a gummier blumpkin from a less tooth baring country blumpkiner.
by Alfred Paca April 4, 2022
Get the Country Blumpkinmug. While Harrison was receiving A COUNTRY BLUMPKIN Corey from outside the door says "hurry up in there! I want a turn!"
by Shrimp247247 October 30, 2023
Get the Country Blumpkinmug.