a divorcee (usually over the age of thirty) who has taken to hanging out in cafes and bars specifically to pick up young men of artistic or literary pretensions, i.e. hipsters.
"Where did Christy pick up that twiggy hipster with the glasses?" "Probably downtown at the Irony Cafe, where all the cougsters go to score fresh meat."
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Get the Wonder Cougher mug.a person who subconsciouy coughs when they are in a situation that makes them unconfortable. often coughers are government officials who dont know what to say when asked a question. but can also be a person who doesnt get out much and when they do they dont know what to do.
Reporter: Sir, can you comment on the current situation in Nort Korea?
Gov' Person: *cough* *cough* umm *cough* sorry i have a bad cold, the current situation is slighty unstable but we are in control.
Reporter: *whispers to guy next to him* hes a cougher i can tell.
hot girl in club: hey there whats your name?
geek who lives with mom: *cough* my name *cough* is Martin.
hot girl: thats cool, my names Candy.
geek: *cough* cool *cough*
Gov' Person: *cough* *cough* umm *cough* sorry i have a bad cold, the current situation is slighty unstable but we are in control.
Reporter: *whispers to guy next to him* hes a cougher i can tell.
hot girl in club: hey there whats your name?
geek who lives with mom: *cough* my name *cough* is Martin.
hot girl: thats cool, my names Candy.
geek: *cough* cool *cough*
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