picking cotton

the act of doing an excess of tasks in order to do something else.

"dude i've been picking cotton all day just so i can go out tonight"

by ryan boyd November 24, 2007

Picking Cotton

When you jerk off a black guy and he ejaculates, and you have to pick out semen from underneath your fingernails.

"I was picking cotton after a fun night with Bill Cosby"

by Valterain November 19, 2016

Picking Cotton

When male/female picks dried cum out of male pubic hair, either with teeth or hands.

Person #1--Hey, what did you do last Wednesday?
Person #2 -- My girl was picking cotton.

by Decafpancakes December 2, 2016

picking cotton

the act of being rediculously drunk; the remaining moments of conciousness before passing out

Friend "Hey, are you drunk?!"
You "Nahhh, I was drunk an hour ago. Now I'm picking cotton"

by Frederikson c304 January 29, 2006

not here to pick cotton

not here to pick cotton is a sentence said by a slave shortly before being beaten

black man: im not here to pick cotton

white man: GET PICKIN NIGA

by joshclark756 October 7, 2021

Cotton-Picking Niggamonkeys

Derived from the movie elf, it’s a racial slur intended towards a colored person who is known to pick cotton, and resembles a monkey.

Jamal and his cousin Tyrone are a bunch of Cotton-Picking Niggamonkeys

by Atk07 November 6, 2025

Cotton picking

When someone who is talking to people or dating people only prefers the whitest of white girls.

My friend Jon was on tinder the other, dude is cotton picking everyone .

by Woah now December 23, 2019