A little bit stupid, also kinda cringe. Somehow the most unlikable person that everyone loves, with a voice that can only be described as the vocal embodiment of someone ripping off a hangnail, yet still a pleasure to hear.
Jack: Oh god, this guy is acting like a Cosmiclazers.
Cosmiclazers: huh, what.
Jack: OH, it is Cosmiclazers... DO A FACE REVEAL
Cosmiclazers: huh, what.
Jack: OH, it is Cosmiclazers... DO A FACE REVEAL
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An artist that googles images of a subject then uses parts from all the images to create a new version of the original.
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Get the cosmicalexplosion mug.A desperate and extreme act of cockblocking, based on the kamikaze principle of self-destruction as an offensive technique. Cockikaze is the act of cockblocking with such power and zeal that you not only prevent others from getting any, but yourself as well. Can also be used as a title for anyone performing a cockikaze act, or as an adjective for extraordinary and reckless cockblocking behavior.
As a noun: "We gotta clear this party out before mom and dad get back. I'm gonna do a cockikaze; the dudes will leave if we can drive all the chicks out; none of them hoes are bangable anyway."
As a title: "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! My name is Commander Cockikaze, and I'm licensed and certified in the art of cockblocking. That means I'll be making sure nobody gets laid tonight, myself included!"
As an adjective: "This party is a complete clusterfuck. I had these two hotties on my jock, then some douchebag went totally cockikaze and tried to felch the neighbors' dog, and all the chicks left. Now it's a sausage fest!"
As a title: "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! My name is Commander Cockikaze, and I'm licensed and certified in the art of cockblocking. That means I'll be making sure nobody gets laid tonight, myself included!"
As an adjective: "This party is a complete clusterfuck. I had these two hotties on my jock, then some douchebag went totally cockikaze and tried to felch the neighbors' dog, and all the chicks left. Now it's a sausage fest!"
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