Corporal Bailey

(Adjective) used to describe someone being a try-hard and just an all around asshole to the public. He/she pulls people over for going 5mph over the limit. Old ladies are not safe either

“I just got pulled over by Corporal Bailey. What a douche bag. He was red in the face because I had a handicap placard hanging from my mirror!”

by buttchicken6969 September 22, 2025

lance corporal underground

Term used in the Marines to refer to the gossip passed around by those of a lower rank (usually lance corporals) about deployments, promotions, and any other topic pertaining to a unit's agenda.

Lance Corporal: So, I heard through the Lance Corporal Underground that we are going to Okinawa in May.

Other Lance Corporal: STFU I'm peeing.

by jmusmc85 June 6, 2010

Master corporal

An unpromotable corporal with a masters degree.

Lil Joe is screwed; he’s such a master corporal.

by Lt. 85 October 30, 2018

dont want it corporal

not wanting to partake in an activity,as in the gay lad in the first series of bad lads army who couldnt take anymore of the said corporals orders.

manager to overworked temp,"i want the taylor report on my desk by tommorow morning.temp "DONT WANT IT CORPORAL"

by mart70 April 26, 2009

lance corporal

Term for the penis coined by Triple H of the WWE back when he and Shawn Michaels were D-Generation X.

"Maybe I'll show her my lance corporal, and show her what standing at attention is all about" quote from Triple H

by theunknownone September 25, 2005

Lance Corporal

Jarrod Phillips Marine Corps. Confirmed 52 casualities first tour of Iraq. Took a bullet for Staff Sargeant Hamilton. He won four state wrestling titles due to his back and leg muscles.

Lance Corporal

by dillon archeluta October 19, 2010

You're welcome, Corporal Clueless

The response to a snide, "Thank you, Captain Obvious" remark that not only maintains a military subtext, but also asserting superiority, by virtue of a captain being a commissioned officer and a corporal being a non-commissioned officer.

ENGINEER: We will be able to resume operations when we get the network fixed.

MAIL CLERK: Thank you, Captain Obvious.

ENGINEER: You're welcome, Corporal Clueless.

by CarltonGLong November 28, 2017