Cornsequences

Consequences of corn subsidies

Cornsequences of corn subsidies to farmers leads to corn availability at price lower than production cost. This leads to high fructose corn syrup being used in all processed foods increasing burden of chronic diseases. It also leads to small mexican farmers being unable to compete with large american producers & death of diversity of the highly diverse varieties of traditional mexican corn farming leading to large scale monsanto corn monoculture

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 14, 2020

Carny Corns

A highly contagious STD received after sleeping with a carny

When Heather got drunk during the local fair week, she had unprotected sex with Bob the carny. When she awoke the next morning, she found itchy hard rough wart like bumps in and around her vagina. It was then she realized she had itchy crusty Carny Corns.

by Fecal Jihad September 6, 2013

Cornify

(verb): To enhance any visual experience by overlaying sparkly unicorn stickers. Stickers are placed willy-nilly and are meant to brighten one's day.

I was feeling so blue while reading about the swine flu, so I decided to cornify the page.

by Rubaby April 30, 2009

Cornish Handshake

A polite way of saying somebody had sex.

Tater: I think they just shared a Cornish handshake.

Toad: How do you know?

Tater: I can tell.

Toad: How?

Tater: I can smell it.

by yayee April 12, 2014

Conriss

Asian Attempt to say conscious. Meaning are you still awake.

Hey you, car driver. Are you conriss?

by JoBy June 15, 2004

coiniseur

(KOYN eh sewer) A person who is unable to distinguish between the best of something and the most expensive of it; a connoisseur of the costly

coiniseur: "When I was in New York, I tasted the most delicious hamburger. It cost $120!"

regular human: "You're a real coiniseur."

by CreativePotato February 23, 2008

corissa

sweet, wonderful person, caring, does things for others before her self,

wow i would love to hang out with a corissa

by blueberry lover February 3, 2010