cornholio 

a fucking moron who is constipated and puts his fucking piece of shit shirt over his fucking head.

I am Cornholio, a fucking moron, and i put my piece of shit shirt over my fucking head.

cornholio by Beavis August 11, 2006

Cornholio 

A place where anal sex is enjoyed. One inserts their penis into a butt hole. See cornhole.

Welcome to Cornholio! A place where your gay dreams come true!!!

Cornholio by jay gee January 16, 2024

Cornholio's Dilemma 

The situation one faces if offered sex when one's poopchute is in a state of less-than-optimal hygiene. This may be due to splatter ass, lack of access to bathing facilities, or just plain laziness. The risks are to accept the sex and run the risk of being thought a skank or dirtball, or to turn down the sex even though you might avoid detection of your filthy fudgepipe.

Named for Beavis's alter ego, Cornholio, who always needs TP for his bunghole.

I had just gotten back from a camping trip when my buddy's hot sister walked up the driveway and started coming on to me. Having gone three days without a bath, using only leaves for toilet paper, I thus experienced Cornholio's Dilemma.

Cornholio's Dilemma by Gabby Johnson March 17, 2008

the great cornholio 

The alter ego of Beavis, an animated character who makes up one half of the dynamic duo "Beavis and Butthead" on MTV.

I am The Great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!

the great cornholio by Albert February 14, 2004

sloppy cornholio 

funneling cappuchino into your own ass. or the act of giving your bunghole cappuchino

the cops kicked in the door just as joe was giving himself the sloppy cornholio

sloppy cornholio by yeahbod December 11, 2006

Auto-Cornholio

The act of eating your own ass, after you achieve the legendary achievement of auto-felatio.

I have grown tired of sucking my own dick, and am now teaching myself auto-cornholio.

Auto-Cornholio by Mike Migger April 4, 2020

Cornholiovirus 

Named after The Great Cornholio and inspired by Coronavirus, the Cornholiovirus is basically any pandemic which causes people to go out and buy mass amounts of TP for no real reason. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to: general twitchiness, a t-shirt worn over the head, shouting obscenities at retail workers, obsessive hoarding of TP, and overall cluelessness of any given situation at hand.

Overheard in store: "I am the Great Cornholio! You will give me all of your TP!"
Wal-mart employee over radio: "Security? We have another case of Cornholiovirus in aisle 15... please advise."

Cornholiovirus by ShangChang March 18, 2020