John Corduroy

A man who despises anything other than corduroy pants. He has the ability to infinitely generate corduroy pants, and morph them into any recognizable man-made object. The source of all of his corduroy pants is unknown.

HE HATES SLACKS.

Guy 1: We need to hide, man. I heard John Corduroy just escaped from the Slack Slammer.
Guy 2: OH SHIT OH FUCKING ASS HELL OH SHIT

John Corduroy: I'm kill.

by Brinefender January 13, 2024

The Corduroy King

The Corduroy King is the keeper of the Dodec of Death, in his lime green corduroy suit he gives out whoopins to all, Chelsvig The Corduroy King owns all komodo dragons

The corduroy king is the king of corduroy

by Sharkeisha Jones February 19, 2019

corduroy gifts

Ocean swell lines of waves described as corduroy looking. Often Originating from large storms In the Pacific Ocean Alution Islands. These “Cordury Gifts”, often are headed to California and Hawaii and described as “Stacked to the Horizon” , Visually they look like corduroy and send surfers to their favorite surfing spots
Corduroy-gifts
Stacked to the horizon

“Corduroy Gifts” stacked to the horizon send surfers to ther favorite surfing beaches .

by Radfrad February 5, 2018

Furry corduroy

When female walk and her hairy pussy make noise like the corduroy

I knew it was female (put any name) when she can up in the dark sounding of her pussy making furry corduroy noise

by Burt L. Stien March 21, 2022