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Compensation Brush

an extensive, thorough teeth brushing right before one's dentist appointment; as to make up for the lack of quality brushes prevalent in the past
Due to heavy partying and shear laziness, Joe had to mix in a serious compensation brush to pass off some half-decent dental hygiene before his 12 o'clock appointment.
by Rone Diddy March 15, 2011
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Financial Compensation

A euphemism for Mesothelioma.

Named after the variety of commercials by ambulance-chasing lawyers that are seen on television.
My dad was a construction worker, and he got 'Financial Compensation' after being exposed to asbestos.
by Chianticat10 February 22, 2023
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Dream State Compensation

Mind compensating awareness and reality even if not aware of the dream because of the minds' need to work our mental problems safely.
My dream state compensation left me able to remember my dream this time.
by P0Ti0N August 12, 2016
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Condensation Handshake

Soon after interacting with or handling a condensed surface more than likely, but not limited to, a cold beverage, and then proceeding to shake someone's hand.
I was waiting for my interview to start while sipping on my iced coffee from DunkBucks, when the manager came through the door to greet me. I placed the iced coffee down from my right hand, and gave him a stern condensation handshake. I saw his grimace when our two hands met, and I just knew this would affect my chances of getting the job. The interview proceeded with some obvious awkwardness as I didn't get a chance to mention the reason why my hand was wet. Maybe he thought I just washed my hands? Perhaps he thinks I find it sexually attractive that enjoy pissing on my hands and shaking random stranger's hands? Whatever the case may have been, I finished the interview with the best of my abilities, but sadly did not get the job. I look back on this time everyday of my life and think, "what if?" as the condensation handshake was really the underlying reason I didn't get the job. It's okay though, I never truly lost my fated destiny for a career at DunkBucks. Thanks DunkBucks, you're my only friend.
by AlimonyBob October 30, 2015
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Clapensation

The act of clapping cheeks in the form of compensation for a debt or service rendered
Doug: Dude she drove you 2 hours to that? Are you going to Venmo her for gas?
Tom: Nah, I will provide clapensation though
by Zack and the Throbbing Horns August 29, 2022
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Vaginal Condensation

Excess moisture in a woman's groin that occurs from sleeping caused by sweating, wet dreams and vaginal discharge. Most often happens with thicker women.
I don't sleep naked because I usually wake up with vaginal condensation.
by The_Eggos January 5, 2015
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