The Coop

To tilt your head as if talking on the phone without using your hands, only its without a phone. Instead, it is just because you are physically incapable of holding your head up. It also looks really stupid.

Guy 1: Does that guy have neck problems?

Guy 2: No. He is just doing "The Coop."

Guy 1: Wow. He looks ridiculous.

by wergpwjggpiwgjg March 30, 2010

Coop

To cum and poop your pants simultaneously.

C-list actress Jeniffer Love-Hewitt was so eager to get a role not playing a psychic-ghost-molester she cooped her mom jeans.

by Errrrn March 12, 2010

coop

Noun: A cool place to chill and be cut off from the outside world

Yo, lets get all our work done and get a solid coop in this weekend.

by BrimFy February 7, 2017

Coop

(v) To hold a joint for a long period of time without passing it

Also: Someone who coops the j

Yo stop cooping the j!

by CheshireCat1240 December 25, 2020

coopness

A word used to describe the amount of coop a person or group has.

Person 1: Wow, those people have a lot of coopness.
Person 2: Yeah, I could never be as coop as them.

by Enaxie April 2, 2021

coop

Committing a party foul, like spilling beer on a new couch or burring a hole with a cigarette in same. To coop (Verb). Or that dude is a real coop (Noun).

Bill cooped. Dude, don’t be such a coop! Party foul, Dave pulled a coop in the bathroom! Coopage...

by Bob F Dowd August 12, 2008

coops

a beautiful young girl who is smart

I really want that girl shes so coops

by doug davis April 21, 2006