Holden my Caulfield

Standing around idly; waiting, killing time; often implies being left on one's own in an uncomfortable or awkward situation

(Wordplay on the name of the protagonist in Catcher in the Rye)

She took her sweet-ass time in the bathroom and left me standing there holden my caulfield.

by Rockettsalad July 7, 2010

Holden Caulfield

The main character from The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger. A euphemism for someone who is carrying marijuana.

Hey buddy, are you Holden Caulfield?

by Atroxodisse August 5, 2004

Cornfield

My home

Our home

We all live in cornfields

“Hey want to go back to my cornfield?”
“Er sure?”

by Naturepaws October 4, 2018

Coofied

AKA Yamaka (Jew cap)
A coofie is a hat worn by Judists all around the world to represent their religious beliefs.

Pronounced; Coofie / COO-FEE

Shateek: Dam, that faggot ass nigga just got coofied.

Starquashia: Word he tight.

by YounG HiesmaN April 5, 2009

rejoice in the cornfield

To celebrate, merry making, usully non-sexual, having a good time with a purpose.

After work tonight would uou like to rejoice in the cornfield.

There was much rejoicing in the cornfield after the footyball final

by Nards_otc October 14, 2007

cornfield

Place where small-hats can throw nickels to make sodomites dance for their entertainment. Some of these cornfields may also allow the patrons to dumpster pump the dancers while they pick up the nickels.

Ben and Glenn spit-roasted Steven at the cornfield the other night while he was trying to pick up the nickels.

by Siro the Sailor June 12, 2019

Muddy Cornfield

When you encounter a female with an unshaven anus and has fieces particles left over in her "fuzziness" and has corn pieces stuck in it.

Squiggly Bob ran across a muddy cornfield when he ran his fingers through the girls ass.

by Roooopppert March 19, 2010