When a woman's makeup looks horrific to the general public but not to themselves.
In many instances, the amount she cakes on is in direct correlation to the degrees of her insecurity. So much so, they embody a feigned sense of confidence despite the glaring reality they look like Pennywise.
Sadly, a woman's girl friends will never be truthful to her when she exhibits clear symptoms of this condition. Since critiquing them warrants getting your car keyed, tires slashed and a minimum of 400 death threats sent the same hour, the most effective method of curing a delusional woman is either intensive psychotherapy or directions to the nearest circus.
In many instances, the amount she cakes on is in direct correlation to the degrees of her insecurity. So much so, they embody a feigned sense of confidence despite the glaring reality they look like Pennywise.
Sadly, a woman's girl friends will never be truthful to her when she exhibits clear symptoms of this condition. Since critiquing them warrants getting your car keyed, tires slashed and a minimum of 400 death threats sent the same hour, the most effective method of curing a delusional woman is either intensive psychotherapy or directions to the nearest circus.
Miriam: did you see Sara's face last night?
Bella: yeah omg! She looked AWFUL.
Miriam: right?? That girl must be suffering Delusions of Contour. Let's book a therapist for her.
Bella: yeah omg! She looked AWFUL.
Miriam: right?? That girl must be suffering Delusions of Contour. Let's book a therapist for her.
by bredsheeran81 October 25, 2024
Get the Delusions of Contourmug. When a woman believes the more amount of makeup she wears, the more attractive she appears to be.
This is never the case as it only highlights their crippling insecurities and nonexistent self-esteem.
Like all mental illnesses, women who suffer from delusions of contour need professional help.
This is never the case as it only highlights their crippling insecurities and nonexistent self-esteem.
Like all mental illnesses, women who suffer from delusions of contour need professional help.
Darius: Yo did you see Emily at the party last night?!
Jude: ya but she was looking beat ngl
Darius: that birthday makeup she had on was outlandish!
Jude: kinda feel bad, she got some serious delusions of contour. Homegirl was out here lookin like Pennywise from Wish!!
Jude: ya but she was looking beat ngl
Darius: that birthday makeup she had on was outlandish!
Jude: kinda feel bad, she got some serious delusions of contour. Homegirl was out here lookin like Pennywise from Wish!!
by bredsheeran81 January 2, 2024
Get the Delusions of Contourmug. The art of apllying make-up to your cheek bones so they pop in the most beautiful and vibrant way while wearing your newly required Covid-19 face mask.
Luckily, now I can save time on make-up! I can throw away my lipstick, covid-contour my cheeks, put on my bithchin' face mask and hit the grocery store ready to impress!
by East Tennessee April 14, 2020
Get the Covid-contourmug. when you take a smaller sum of money you owe them from a larger sum that they owe you and get the amount you owe.
fag: yer i was telling her to "contour out", then il just owe her that instead.
Boss1: whats contour it out
fag: when you take a smaller sum of money you owe them from a larger sum that they owe you and get the amount you owe.
Boss2: do you mean counter it out? u fucking bellend
fag: errrr....no man, i do accountancy, i know wat im on about, even turpin was thinking i was clever!
Boss1: idiot, doesnt even know wat hes chatting about
Boss2: yer og doobie ik reckon ul rite g
Boss1: whats contour it out
fag: when you take a smaller sum of money you owe them from a larger sum that they owe you and get the amount you owe.
Boss2: do you mean counter it out? u fucking bellend
fag: errrr....no man, i do accountancy, i know wat im on about, even turpin was thinking i was clever!
Boss1: idiot, doesnt even know wat hes chatting about
Boss2: yer og doobie ik reckon ul rite g
by OG and Don Doobie January 6, 2010
Get the Contour outmug.