by Trogdor November 20, 2003
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I tried to constibate yesterday- don't try it, it KILLS!!! Do Not try constibation, unless you are an utter retard
by jenrendahothen March 1, 2009
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A goblin like creature that lives on mushrooms that has very bad constipation problems, that can oftenly be heard in a forest in Germany late at night and it sounds like kids laughing and while there's a monster screaming.
by brandon moby April 29, 2006
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If you ever looked at a doujin comic from Japan, you can tell their whole culture is extremely sexually constipated due to the vast amounts of disgusting fetishes they draw.
by MechaTC October 30, 2005
Get the sexually constipated mug.Ryan is socially constipated. He wanted to go to the party but no matter how hard he tried he just couldn't go.
by RBass3000 October 6, 2011
Get the Socially Constipated mug.Without emotion. When one cannot express emotion for the life of them. Its like being constipated minus the shit. You just fail to show emotion towards anything. You just can't be emotional. Unlike actual constipation this does not go away after time.
by deb101deb June 24, 2009
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by bautry April 14, 2005
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