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Consumermas

The reorientation of Christmas from a celebration of the birth of Christ to an excuse to buy needless material objects in order to swell the pocketbooks of Chinese businessmen.
How did you celebrate Consumermas?
I bought a big screen tv, toys for my kids they don't need and a watch.
by iv_chosen1 February 25, 2009
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consumerism

Buying stuff we don't need and killing the Earth's resources.
It's wonderful that our economy is based on consumerism.
by Haemoglobbin December 18, 2012
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Consumer

Derogatory term used to describe the buying public, or purchaser of a product. Use of the word is prolific in the business world, quickly replacing the more respectful term, "customer".
1. "Consumer spending is up 51%!"
2. "Demand for Product X has consumers mobbing stores."
by edifice May 26, 2006
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Constimplating

The act of thought processing while constipated and using the toilet.
Guy 1: Hold on man, Ill be right back, i gotta let out a big one

Guy 2: Alright ill wait

"Goes to washroom and comes back 10 minutes later"

Guy 1: DUDE I JUST THOUGHT OF THE COOLEST WORD!!

Guy 2: Must of been doing some mad Constimplating

Guy 1: Dammit you already got it >.<!
by Spencer Rapson March 2, 2008
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Condiment Salad

When a person who is cheap makes a "free" salad from the fixings bar at a burger restaurant. They will pile shredded lettuce with onions, tomatoes and whatever else is available on the bar.

They will make their own salad dressing by mixing ketchup with mayonnaise and relish.

The condiment salad is usually made on a hamburger wrapper or basket liner.

The condiment salad goes well with Jewish lemonade and is popular with the mature Florida set.

Family members are generally horrified by the actions and tend to sit on the other side of the room away from them.
Mom, tell me you aren't going to cheap out and make a condiment salad to go with your jewish lemonade and pay nothing.
by Patty B Wyte September 3, 2019
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oxygen.consumer

oxygen.consumer is a person that only says the truth, it's impossible for him to miss, everything he says is a W
oxygen.consumer "posts something"
Everyone in the comments: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
by Cool.Guy.From.Walmart September 2, 2021
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