The reorientation of Christmas from a celebration of the birth of Christ to an excuse to buy needless material objects in order to swell the pocketbooks of Chinese businessmen.
How did you celebrate Consumermas?
I bought a big screen tv, toys for my kids they don't need and a watch.
I bought a big screen tv, toys for my kids they don't need and a watch.
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They will make their own salad dressing by mixing ketchup with mayonnaise and relish.
The condiment salad is usually made on a hamburger wrapper or basket liner.
The condiment salad goes well with Jewish lemonade and is popular with the mature Florida set.
Family members are generally horrified by the actions and tend to sit on the other side of the room away from them.
They will make their own salad dressing by mixing ketchup with mayonnaise and relish.
The condiment salad is usually made on a hamburger wrapper or basket liner.
The condiment salad goes well with Jewish lemonade and is popular with the mature Florida set.
Family members are generally horrified by the actions and tend to sit on the other side of the room away from them.
Mom, tell me you aren't going to cheap out and make a condiment salad to go with your jewish lemonade and pay nothing.
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