texas air conditioning

cold beer held in crotch while driving.

frosty cold one between legs while operating pickup truck or old cadillac. driving with texas air conditioning on.

by hnbc August 4, 2006

concrit

means constructive criticism

this is my latest poem. concrit is highly appreciated.

by maelicious May 27, 2006

condiment thief

A pesky prick roommate who always uses up all YOUR condiments. Be careful for these people as they are known for being very slick and sly. They'll use a little here and a little there until it is all gone. Then to top it off they won't tell you they used it so that when you have your meal all ready save for a couple condiments you approach the fridge to find the containers in the fridge all but empty.

Doug: Sucks living with my roommate Tim I can't ever fully enjoy my meal.

Mikey: He one of those condiment thiefs?

Doug: Yeah...

Mikey: What a fuckin' prick

by Mike Schrampfey November 28, 2012

condipulate

to thoroughly sink one's attention onto one subject without thought on any other subject

His attention never seemed to condipulate quite as much as when his favorite show aired on television.

by Fraener March 20, 2017

counter conditioning

The opposite of conditioning. A substance used to make hair less silky, often referred to as shampoo. This substance is frequently used for masturbation.

Hey Chuck! Pass me your counter conditioning! I'm out of vaseline over here!

by Jimmy Scrantz June 10, 2010

Terms and Conditions

That thing that almost every website has that nobody ever reads, but then agree to it anyway.

Dean: "Hey man, did you read the terms and conditions before you agreed to them?"
John: "What? Are you cray? Fuck no."

by ashy123456 May 18, 2014

Concise

To be brief but inclusive. Able to sum up a topic succinctly without elaboration or superfluous detail.

Person: "Can you explain the big bang and string theory?"

Concise Person: "Everything is made up of strings and branes (energy), and when the strings of one universe touch another matter can be transferred across."

by Lady Lynx June 20, 2014