Conrad

The awesome burger king guy that gives us free water!

*we walk up to the counter thing*

us:"two waters please"

him: ok

*gets waters*

here ya go

us: yay free water. Bye bye conrad

by Oob the anti - noob October 30, 2008

conrad

A guy who will not only break your heart but in the process act like a complete asshole.

I love him so much but he doesn't seem to care whatsoever.

He's been asking his friends to inquire about me, must be a conrad.

by bitter ex May 18, 2011

Conradical

Badly Radical. See Proradical or Prorad
See Conrad
A Conrad is Conradical.

person 1: you want a cookie? its the kinda with the thick icing that could make you sick but is soo deliciousss..
person 2: hell yeah, i love them things. they're conradical. i dont give a shit if they make me throw up, i'm eating them.

by d00d3 whtvr. January 27, 2008

conrad

absolute wanker... he is a nonce and a paedopilius... do not trust this 4 ft 8 man unless it's your last choice. also he likes daisy.

Piss off conrad

by Henry The Hover December 13, 2017

Conrad

A young boy who you think is innocent until you get to know him better. He is tall and blonde, every girl loves him and wishes they were his friend. He can't keep up with his snapchat messages because everyone wants to talk to him all the time. He is funny and energetic, but also shy so please don't make him uncomfortable. We love Conrad!

"Me and my bed bug gang think you look tasty, Gabe", said Conrad 9:24

by When?? March 10, 2020

Conrad

He’s a really shy guy first and you don’t think much of him. He’ll probably end up talking to you and you’ll start to feel red. He has a very cool personality and won’t even know you love him just a bit. Girls will act tsundere but will kill for him.

Best thing is! He likes Daisies!

Gyal 1: I WAS TALKING TO A CONRAD
Gyal 2: oh that’s awesome

(Stabs gyal 1)

by Top defenition September 1, 2018

conrad

A specific type of coincidence where a topic will come up in conversation and be remarked on, often for it's unusual nature; and within a few days another source who was not involved in the original conversation brings it up again.

Person 1: Remember how you told me about Tuvan throat singing last week? A new hire started at work today and they shared that they studied it as a hobby.

Person 2: That's a conrad!

by ElSlip November 22, 2022