*we walk up to the counter thing*

us:"two waters please"

him: ok

*gets waters*

here ya go

us: yay free water. Bye bye conrad
by Oob the anti - noob September 17, 2008
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A guy who will not only break your heart but in the process act like a complete asshole.
I love him so much but he doesn't seem to care whatsoever.

He's been asking his friends to inquire about me, must be a conrad.
by bitter ex April 27, 2011
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Badly Radical. See Proradical or Prorad
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A Conrad is Conradical.

person 1: you want a cookie? its the kinda with the thick icing that could make you sick but is soo deliciousss..
person 2: hell yeah, i love them things. they're conradical. i dont give a shit if they make me throw up, i'm eating them.
by d00d3 whtvr. January 27, 2008
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absolute wanker... he is a nonce and a paedopilius... do not trust this 4 ft 8 man unless it's your last choice. also he likes daisy.
Piss off conrad
by Henry The Hover December 12, 2017
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All-around good person and basically a semi-god.
Good with children (making them)
by DefinitelyNotConrad November 19, 2018
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A young boy who you think is innocent until you get to know him better. He is tall and blonde, every girl loves him and wishes they were his friend. He can't keep up with his snapchat messages because everyone wants to talk to him all the time. He is funny and energetic, but also shy so please don't make him uncomfortable. We love Conrad!
"Me and my bed bug gang think you look tasty, Gabe", said Conrad 9:24
by When?? March 10, 2020
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a kind loving boy who always lightens up your day and you always want to spend more time with him
person 1:me and my cousin went to go see conrad today
person 2: omg your so lucky. i love conrad
by fin. conrads bro November 23, 2020
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