Canosexual

Some sad-act who humps dogs and can't get a girlfriend

oh you dirty doggy *rapes small, helpless dog* canosexual

by Mr.Blobby July 3, 2006

Clonosexual

To have sex with ones clone.

Ben: I wonder if any of those guys in the clone army had sex with one another?
Sido-Dyas: Yeah that would make them a bunch of clonosexuals.

by WankerB December 14, 2013

coneosexual

The sexuality of ice,road, and snow cones

I am so coneosexual for this ice cream right now booty dick safty munging

by The cone man September 3, 2016

Cornersexuality

Technically it's just where you are sexually attracted to corners.

Evan: Why do you always sit in corners, Alex?
Alex: Because I'm cornersexual.
Vinny: You're what-?
Jeff: It's cornersexuality. Don't question it.

by HABITsRightHandBeing May 30, 2018

Controsexual

Someone you think is one sexual orientation, but is really another.

"...turns out he's gay! Why does he have to be such a controsexual?"

by FredEx November 22, 2004

contrasexuals

Women who shun off the family, men and marriage for the good life!

description: thirtysomething, uglier than a skillet's bottom and filthy-rich bitch.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

consexual

consensual sex

It was not rape, it was consexual.

by Elizabeth January 2, 2004