conjuregating

The gathering (congregating) of a large group in a small area who will then conjure up stories or even air hustle other individuals stories about their "bros."

The entire group was conjuregating in my work space, air hustling all of my conversations.

by Nuked September 26, 2012

confugal

To mix up a relatively easy process

He confugalled the whole process by not understanding the steps to follow.

by Loanlady May 16, 2018

Conjungle your crotch

The act of conjungling your crotch is a harsh form of CBT; Wherein you take 3 zip ties and arrange them on your (or typically someone elses) ballsack. The formation in which you conjungle is to create an X and put them around the middle (between the testes) of your ballsack, and the third zip tie goes around the top above the testes. You then proceed to tighten the zip ties as hard as you can until they're out of zip, a testicle pops out, or your scrotum hits the floor.

"Some bloke threatened to stab me, so I kidnapped him and told him, 'I gotta Conjungle your crotch, mate.' He's now infertile."

by Schmid the blid March 14, 2023

Conjungulitus

The feeling that someway, somehow, a duck is watching you.

I always get conjungulitus when I play mini golf.

by mufasaloveschocolateglipskin May 2, 2009

conjugation

Conjugation. n. A scientific way to describe sex.

Hey baby, wanna conjugate?

by Marii April 25, 2005

Conjugate

A word used to describe the action of drinking or pouring alcoholic beverages. Commonly used in a tent to hide the fact that there is liquor present.

"Hey man conjugate this shit for me!"

"Let's conjugate!"

by Nash007 January 14, 2008

conjugal

relating to the times when people visit their convict spouses in jail for the sole purpose of having sex, doing the deed, taking a vacation down south

After the eighteenth conjugal visit in two months, Al Capone's wife decided he just wasn't worth it and filed for a restraining order.

by Al Capone May 13, 2005