Weather-Confused Hoe

A girl who comes to school on a normal basis wearing a hoodie sweatshirt, booty shorts, and Uggs.

Guy 1: Look at that chick! Her clothes are for way too many different season!
Guy 2: Must be a weather-confused hoe.

by Oyashiro-sama October 8, 2010

Drunk confession

When you call the person you like drunk to tell them.
Sometimes it will work out for you and the person will like you back. Othertimes it will be the most embarrassing phone call you ever made. Drunk confession can lead to new relationships, or a huge heart ache and constant taunting from your friends.

*ring ring ring*
Boy: Hello?
Girl: *insert boy name*!
Boy: *insert girl name*?
Girl: I love you
Boy:.....
Girl: I Love you soo much!!

Girl 2: WHAT ARE YOU DOING PUT THAT PHONE DOWN!
*Hangs up girls phone*

Girl 2: Do you know what you did last night?
Girl: No?
Girl 2: You did a Drunk confession of you love for *insert Boy's name here*

by mcswimgirl August 2, 2012

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader.

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.

by biggestbafoonbingus69 June 4, 2023

Confess to crush day

On October 27th, it’s confess to crush day. If you are crushing on someone, that day will be the day you tell them.

Noah: Dude, it’s confess to crush day. You have to tell her about your feelings.
You: Oh sh!t...

by secretperson😶 October 4, 2020

Stick shift Confession

The act of admitting to lewd acts performed within the confines of a vehicle.

Kim and John had sexual intercourse in Johns' car, this is their stick shift confession.

by TUNEMOD3 April 16, 2014

Dazed and Confused

Pretty much the greatest movie of all time.

Mitch's mom: "Have you been drinking?"
Mitch: "No."
Mitch's mom: "Are you drunk?"
Mitch: "Pfft."

-Dazed and Confused

by Barky Funeral March 1, 2009

Dazed and Confused

Preety Much THE best movie ever made.

Dude..Dazed and Confused Rules!!!

by BiaBiaBONG August 28, 2005